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Issue: 364 | 17th day of Collecting, Y10

Comics

	The Hero Society - #6 ...In which Blueberry generally defies his entire species. by bearcatt
	Life of Kai #3 Take the good with the bad... by katopia12
	A Work in Progress I'm working on a story. by emaciate
	I Want Faeries Sometimes Schise doesn't know what he's doing... by sue_sa
	Math Isn't Just Useful For Homework King Skarl appears! by leoblaze
	The Valley of Spam Yo, Dave. by chichikokoyamma
	Randomosity; part 1 Starring: The Tooth Faerie by tyler_vanvleet2
	Just Another Day Procrastination is very suspenseful. by miacirclegirl
	NeoQuest II: Shopping in Phorofor You are attacked by two dust merchants and... by dyd_666_81
	Bottled Faeries.? I want to be a bottled faerie! by pixiiediamond
	Suspicion Hey... What's that Aisha doing in my inventory... by rascle90
	Say... CHEESE! Sajt and the Cheeseroller by maryboszy
	Pet Kicks Club Survival Tip #1337: Never rely on description tags for any kind of information, useful or not. by gelert548
	Adie the Ixi - Cloud What can you do? by larenchan
	No Comment; Crossover- No Bori were Harmed... Neopian Diagnosis Art by dizzledavle by tirilia
	Gone Lupey: You have a new quest!! You have a new quest!! by lioness_of_slytherin
	Beat Scuzzy the Easy Way In 5 easy steps... Drawn by _fontain_faerie_ by pedroogle
	Illusen's Quest for Peace Her wings are not that big. by seonlee
	Ever Wonder? Hehe... by stonepaint
	Shoppers Why petpetpet shop keepers are not a good idea. Story by palis_5 by shadin_the_flame
	Unforgetable Moments Featuring Princejetsie by mark_yi2
	The Mischieves of Kaz Oh dear, what has Kaz done now?! by jellyrose_6
	Sending Neopets? Allow 24 hours for shipping... by mcgirlcat
	Not Punny! At the Underwater Fishing game... by empoleon07
	Neopian Tragedies; V Well... What did you expect? by fjant
	Speed Bumps What did you do today? by silverskink
	Scribbles Get in here!! by mhchristine
	NeoSplash!: The Dream Dreams sometimes feel real, but for Riyu, everything is real. winks by pacute_2121
	I'm NOT Little! Older brothers are boring... Also by avero_city by pinkatzinha
	Tiny Team: Cooking There are some things that don't belong in the oven... Note the black smoke. by jillstreeter
	Notions and Nonsense Breakfast is the most important meal of the day... Script by patjade by pooglelovers127
	A Spooky Halloween, part 2 Hang the decorations... by ghostkomorichu
	Pointless Nonsense - Math Book Grr, stupid pi. by petfriendamy
	UA: Halloween Quest, Part 1 What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Also by invalid_character by water_park1993
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XXV I can't believe that weewoo talked us into coming. by khestrel

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"My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia Central" by dave_ofwales
The wagon stopped abruptly, and who should open the door but some fool in a blue costume. Called himself the Pant Devil! Of course, I was in no position to challenge his integrity, and he demanded the item I held in mental contemplation. Now the simpler sort of folk would do as he asked, but being educated I knew how to solve this...

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Lunch Time Surprise
Timmy curiously sniffed his favorite lunch box. "Mom, this doesn't smell like my usual Peanut Butter and Jelly Hot Dog. What is it?"

by allisanele0120

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The Wise Whoot: Blaze's Lesson
Blaze looked down. The Wise Whoot had been trying to teach his new apprentice how to summon motes on command, but Blaze was struggling.

by bluehamster9981

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Gathows: Neopia's Forgotten Treasure
We all have a characteristic star shaped marking on our foreheads, which makes us easily identifiable. This marking isn't just for looks; it serves a purpose.

by ghost_spyder

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Food for the Frugal
Tired of omelette day after day, after day, after day, after day, after- you get the idea.

by doopingla

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Sunlight Sonata: Part Six
"Yes, I am a mutant. Yes, Sloth made me what I am. But what I am is a leader, a leader of those in the rebellion."

by kittengriffin

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Preventing a War: Part One
"Galgarrath!" yelled Lord Darigan, smashing his fist on the table.

by be2aware

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