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Issue: 339 | 18th day of Eating, Y10

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	The Class of '08 Part Five Careful, Tombstones! She's strong... by _dead_meat_x_
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.4 Restockers beware... by lawrence_189
	Sloth's Plan The paper, the wind and the destiny of Neopia. by ladyxzeus
	To Train Or Not To Train? But it's good for you! by konayukii
	Medical Tree: As long as there is food So where does the jelly come from? Ah, who cares. Pets these days would rather eat it than study it. by leetmango
	Dreams of Kiko Lake Sometimes we all get a little carried away. by whitewind
	Poor Turmac Prepare for a bumpy ride... by ebily
	Shopping is a Messy Sport I don't know... Concept by tinymoose by m3rcuri
	Size Matters I am SO taller than you! by rezolu
	Motley Crew Found it! by stuckinspace
	The Valley of Spam Not a word. by chichikokoyamma
	Sketches: Chapter Two And you'd think the chemicals flying from Jhudora's Cloud might concern him a little more... by prince_vincs5000
	Kacheek Tails Be careful what you wish for!!! by kittyshootingstar
	Dear Neopets Team... A special guest letter from Grey's sister, _Seashore_Angel_ by featherwingedangel
	Just Crazy He he... I'm funny! :D by empoleon07
	Who Needs Logic? Today marks the day of a great discovery. by jumpsticks
	Fiendly Fyre Wedgies. by b_katt_500
	Misleading Angelicacy But you're already... by pokemon_dragon203
	Doodlez Jordac WAS hungry. by mouse_trap_34
	Gummi Needs A Hobby - Pt 1 It says here that... by silverskink
	Bug Brother Revenge Another crazy revenge-seeking neopet... by ghgjjuy8
	Mischief #1: Perfume Just an opinion of Abigail's... by ecw321
	AZS #1 - Wheels of Doom Your Neopets don't speak their minds, and for good reason, too. by johnredds
	The Hero Society ...In which a certain Bori talks like a lunatic. by bearcatt
	Yamisai 1 The wonders of Neopia by yoru_yamisai
	Neko's Why I can't feed my pets glowing jelly anymore. by akakoneko
	No Apparent Significance It's rather amazing what the Lab Ray can do... by reikosay
	Just Filler Ice cream IS delicious... by katopia12
	Wheel of Excitement But nothing happens. by hehehaha76180
	T3h Praedius All you need is love. by arttimo
	Islands Tales Some games can be dangerous to petpets... by juliaduarte
	Dungeon Dash Days When video games take their revenge... by hidden_0_o
	NeoQuest II Madness You are attacked by four Haunted Butlers! Art by yoyote by rest_in_boredom
	Double Wammy The added disadvantages to cardboard petpets... by mello__mihael_keehl
	Cannot Compute - #1 Looks like Sloth may have taken his defeat a little too hard... by battlenegg
	Proles A warning would have been nice. by cables
	Items 101! Ever wonder what our Neopets think about the items of Neopia? Find out here! by neodragonangel

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Successful Guild War

First you will need to make yourself aware of the rules for the war which you are planning to join. You may have made the common assumption that all war rules are the same. This is not true! Rules make the biggest difference in the two player realm. Make sure you, without a doubt, know and understand all your guild's war rules. Having a clear and precise set of rules could make the difference in a day of fun and a day of headache. Also, beware that every war's rules could be different, even if you remain in the same guild. If you should have any questions, no matter how lame you might think they sound, ask your guild leader. They are there to help you and are depending on you to help...

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The Summer Tournament
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by prismfire

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Conspiracy! Why Hannah Took Over For Sloth
I'm about to reveal to you the real reason why the Return of Dr. Sloth Plot wasn't released until five years after its original air date.

by goalkeeper50

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The Perfect Pet
How to make your pets really your pets. How to make them live like no pixels ever have before!

by writingkid

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The Zap that Changed it All: Part Three
He had just turned a corner when he saw it. Ahead of him, the Zomutt puppy was chewing on an unrecognizable, slobbery mess of purple cloth and stuffing...

by adoption_rescues

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Lost Memories: Part Three
"Where am I now?" thought Firreter as he reached the city. "Is this where I'm supposed to be?"

by zafaracutie4

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