There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

Circulation: 177,384,931

Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9

Comics

	Revel Roundup Revenge Never insult Chef Bonju. by christa_iz_cool
	Altadorian Cobb Salad "The One with the Hat" by tissuewaster
	GIMMEEEE!!!!! Really whacko. by bernice_dao
	As the Angelpi Fly- Issue 3 Maybe a rock would have been a more practical gift? by pasha_pup
	The Real Pirate Jelly I hope you guys and gals enjoy my comic. by dark_wil
	Pickled Olives So why can't they eat pickled olives? by tharkays_quest
	Millionaire Mania I'm rich! by fox914
	Restless Night: Part One wiggle by zelda2222
	Knick Knack - Origami Don't be silly. Script by kamikatze24 by pokemon_lunatic
	Context Sensetive Now avaliable in lime! by i_have_a_soul_too
	I Love My Petpet It's so good to have a petpet, isn't it? by lily19890417
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Surprise A surprise reappearance. by neo_tomi
	Sloth's Nightmare Avert your eyes. by shadow_sabre_
	TRAODAF: Virtupets Space Station Insert really old, really low-budget sci-fi movie music here by gabeedragon
	Pant Devil Woes The Pant Devil attacks!!!! by fire_princess433
	Neopian Games - Wingoball Warning: Do not touch the red gnomes... by marlee_wuz_here
	Lost&Found - Episode 1: The Origin The origin of the sweet little Gelert by kuwaigal
	Endlessinsanity - Little Cousins Whoever thought cousins could be so... adorable? by __wolf_girl__
	Whacky Wocky #o1 CookieMew finds a ghost. <3 by teeniesophie
	Abandoned- The Tale of a Red Gelert throws a rock at you :D by eveningdreamer
	How Could You POSSIBLY Know?? It's a Mystery! by crystalcat10488
	Gothic Wings - New Glasses?! Continued... At least you still make them faint... by sacred_darknezz
	Toretilas Tailz Free hugs, anyone? by vermilionlunatic
	Nightlight One random moment... Super Sweet Idea by dark_slammer by flame_shadow_
	Waffleconian Images You lose. by nickulla
	Define Idiocy If only they were wearable. by darkness1300
	Real or Fake? Aww, it's so cute... by pink_mystic_elf
	Kadmainia 2 Feeding Kadoaties can be dangerous sometimes. Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Neotwins: Behaving My Pride and Joy????? by sloan8222
	Staring Contest Hey, being feared has its advantages... by reptilliangirl
	Neopian Angst Guest starring the cutest gallery keeper ever: Jerry! by christian_in_black
	The Flip Side: of Rocks and Fish Some things lose their meaning here on Neopia. by __shichan__
	Eccentricity A conspiracy...? by kyrinn

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The Imperial Exam
"Spell..." The Kacheek narrowed his eyes as he peered through his tiny glasses. "... linguine." The Chia made a choking sound, but nodded...

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To Paint with Sparkles
He longed to be off this cloud far above Neopia, and to be normal once more. But he knew he couldn't do that...

by yellowsugardog

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Feed Florg Frenzy
Just who is Florg? Well, if you open the game, you’ll notice a big mutant Chia.

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15 Marvelous Ways to Eat Socks
Now, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...

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The Right Reason: Part Two
He'd been practicing punches for an hour and was about ready to call it quits. The Gnorbu wasn't dumb enough to actually say it out loud...

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Sloth's Time Machine: Part Four
"So is that what you do at those big important meetings?" Zoland asked Krule with a sneer. "You just sit there yelling about how you should be in charge?"

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