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Issue: 260 | 6th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Random Stories - Series 2 Issue 2 - What a lucky day... or not. by karatehuendchen
	Nonsense: A Sticky Situation Brought to you by Adee the Chia. by kai_pawz
	Bring the Neopoint-screen We made a million neopoints! by _ob1_kenobi_
	Colorful Snowflakes A Petpet For Each Of Us... by chibikatza
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Wack-A-Meepit" Drawn by tamia_silverwing by immortalmina
	Neopian Circumstances How do you get a boiled egg in Neopia? by nefily
	Kadoatie Pinata? What's that bat for?! Art by xxdemexx by amit_oryan
	Petpetpet Problems Always keep a close eye on your valuables, and petpetpets. by btcomsa12
	And You're Covered in Paint Because? The pant devil strikes again!! by zhou_ying
	Traversing The crazed adventures of wily neopets... by thunderwolfcrys
	Hingoyle the Pea Chia The different peas of Neopia. by goody2shoes153
	NPv2 - A "Stars" vanishes in a puff of purple smoke! by quigglennimmo
	Fables: Why Not to Criticize Some pets will never learn... by ann13131313131
	Unbelievable! "It looks like your Shoyru has a bad case of Neogitus." by maiinoki
	Eccentricity Dreams are so easily broken... by kyrinn
	Haumpuafu Ow! That hurt!! by puppyluverz
	Yup, It's Me! How sweet! by j_ja_l_2003
	Go Crazy Akshaaisha doesn't like names with long numbers at the end. o_O by paranoidkit
	Colorblind Does that mean you eat brains? by penguizon
	My Best Friend The Brain Tree Deep-rooted emotional insecurities. by johesable
	Some Kinda... What do I look like? Script by blazeinthedarkness by obviousfakename
	Brain-less Tree Rarrrghhhghg! I'm a giant Shoe!! by da_dude_with_shoez
	~National Twins Day~ Lalala, tum te dum... by pixiepuff
	The Problems With Dung What is the difference? Idea by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Floored Rorru! Rorru needs a break! Art by m3rcuri by autoc007
	Bubble Trouble! Dung is lyk... soooo kewl!!! Idea by seeing_starz932 by rose_of_eternity_69
	The Gno Brained Gnorbus Hmmm, how gnice! A comic about a gnorbu! by zippo92740
	DUH! Incorporated - Epic Proportions WHAM! by shadow_zapdos
	That Burning Question Neopia's greatest question will finally be answered... or not. by isabel2294
	The Long Awaited Altador Plot Prizes And we thought TNT was just waiting for The Cyodrake's Gaze to finish... by mcgirlcat
	Neopups You're too tall. by coshi_dragonite
	'Prints The newest victim... by sylpheryn
	Skunk Zafara YAHOO!!!!! I'm a skunk zafara now!!!!!!!! by sistersmazoky
	Ewwww. Should Have Jumped on a Different Petpet! Look before you leap. by monikat
	Aboard the Black Dubloon They say he can't swim... by ravenatore
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 1 Prepare to be vampire food, mortals! by ghostkomorichu

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"Why Not Spike?" by honshusan
At first, the prospect of getting a new Petpet was an excellent idea in Leven's mind. His old Petpet, a Pirate Faellie by the name of ScurvySpike, had never really liked him. And he was a great fan of Yooyuball, so a Yooyu would make a great Petpet. Yes, Leven had decided. Spike was out, and Yooyu was in. But the look on Spike's face as he was taken out the door of 494991 Bread Street...

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Cry for a Queen
What right had the rest of the world to be sunny, happy, or bright? How could the birds sing so freely when it was all she could do not to scream?

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by precious_katuch14

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Goodnight, Graphie
Graphie hadn't been able to get more than a few hours of sleep for the past three days... but why? Okay, so on the first day it was because she'd eaten a whole carton of chocolate swirl ice cream...

by sweetie_me274

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Storm Center: Cyodrake's Gaze
Eye of the Storm is an extremely easy puzzle game, needing a bit of luck for some parts of it. You see, the Gaze is under one of the two hundred and forty tiles on the game board, along with its crew and a few special tiles thrown in just for fun. This guide will show you just how easy the game is, the different ways that you can play it, how you can win it and what does what.

by visorak_commander

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A Tavern-full of Fun: An Interview with Dasher Soley
"... An' there I was, bright pink, wearin' a poxy flowery hat, sat in the middle o' the PetPet Puddle, surrounded by dozens o' the little critters, with a crowd of Haunted Woods fans comin' down th' road towards me!"

by rookina

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Needed Adventure: Part Seven
The earlier events of the day came flooding back suddenly into his mind: Jason, the imposing building, the woman and the men in their white coats, stuffing him into a cage and wheeling him into a strange-smelling room, and....

by tdyans

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Fire and Gold: Part Two
When Gerra returned home, she was in the worst mood of her life. She had spent all her life dreaming of the day when she would finally become a Snow Eyrie, and now she was exactly the opposite of a Snow Eyrie. What was she going to do now?

by silvormoon

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