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Issue: 229 | 23rd day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Razzle Dazzle - Episode II Neopoints don't grow on trees, you know. by khestrel
	Deep Hurting Not a very good anubis, is he? by nemoy
	Random Tails Rare? by eevee098
	Petpet Ownerowner No one's ever heard of a Symol LIVING in the Symol Hole. by magnoliaprincess
	Revenge! evil grin Also by robbob05 by lunatic_kiss
	A Meepit Lovers Life Shhh, we're concentrating... by angy33
	Never Be Normal Food errors... why is there a bite in it? by watercat86
	Spooky We have no choice... by ghostkomorichu
	Zeh Cute One: Shan = Sad I like your pets, but... by glowing_banana
	Musings Because asking questions helps you learn... by elegon
	Pickled Asparagus Why TNT should lock their doors when the site is down... by whispering__winds
	Neorandomosity Who cares ... just eat them!!! by linnipooh
	Neopian Insanity Fiddlesticks! Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When helpful advice results in foaming mouths. by chivo
	How to Rule Neopia "Lab Ray Confusion" by castor_b
	What Smileys Dream Of What is it like not having arms or legs? Hmm. o-o by citadell
	The Smartest Spardle! Fetch boy!!! ... ouch!! by 900duckling
	Not Fit For This World She always asks for the same thing! by soggy_cardboard
	Random Storys - Mootix Madness Remember: NEVER carry a Mootix longer than one year... by karatehuendchen
	ScreenCAPS Sometimes a trip to the Rainbow Pool is NOT a good thing. by anikajinn
	Clecaira's on Fire DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA!!!!!!! by leahlynn09
	Kawaii - Meepits Awwwww.... by crow213
	Flapdoodle The most important skill in Cellblock is denial. by obviousfakename
	Typing Terror - Literally Oh the horror! Also by redmyst by aimeilee
	No Juice Break?!?! The juice is MISSING?!?! Where did it go? by sailornezumi
	Silliness Erm...? by betaflix
	Cybunny Collector : Plushie War This plushie is limited edition! by pogdespero
	~Life with Sparkalaria and Friends~ Why, may I ask, do I have to wear this...?! by fairie_140953
	Plurr Plurr starts to bury itself into what it thinks is a pile of snow. by a_random_user
	Boochi Encounters a N00b OMG!!1!1! by isaiahdjkim
	The Pink Cloud Valentine blues... by racoony
	BlaBBlers The best ways to advertise your shop! by kuruu_6
	Evil Feepit Please, anything but him!! by fmoura_98
	Spiffy Why do I have to go to school? by pegahorn12

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"Allysialover and the Root Beer Barrels!" by allysiasrock
I saw a bag, which seemed to just glow and shine. Maybe that was because it was near tons of dull, ugly boots, but I was interested anyway. I went over to the bag and picked it up. Inside the small bag were approximately ten little Root Beer Barrels. I stared at the Barrels, my mouth watering...

Other Stories

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Getting Revenge on 'Jocko'
A poor skeith is faced with something more horrible than those pesky codestones...

by liquiddragonn

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Rule Number One on Terror Mountain
I may not be the smartest Lupe in Neopia, but usually I'm smart enough to not do anything TOO stupid... up until about two weeks ago. I was on an errand to Terror Mountain with my sister...

by shadow_zapdos

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Where Has Sloth Gone?
Sloth himself has not shown his slimy face in Neopia for over 5 YEARS! Which makes me wonder, “What is he doing?”

by azureel

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How to Win a Neopets Beauty Contest
If you're not "the best" artist, just keep trying! Experiment with different media, such as colored pencils, computer programs and the like. One (or more) of these is sure to be "better suited" for you than others...

by sanjisangel

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Offline - Hiding From the Meepits: Part Three
This was impossible! I had only been gone…what, ten minutes? How in Neopia could all of the Meepits have vanished?

by lightninglover34

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The Treasured Diary: Part Four
Jase rolled his eyes and pushed the Nimmo out of the way. "Allow me." With a forceful kick, the door burst open. In the middle of the red velvet colored room stood Prince Fenmere, arms crossed unhappily, with a look of utmost misery on his face...

by twirlsncurls5

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