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Egad, Meepit

They may seem rather harmless...

by citadell
Revenge of the Sludge

This day had to come...

by lovy_lisa
Sanity Obsolete

Welcome to Level 100!

art by imogenweasley

by evanescent_pudding

Do Not Poke

Aww, poor Turmaculus...

by ssjelitegirl
Hide and no Seek

Let's play hide-and-seek!

by glowing_banana
N3oW3IRD Episode 04

Wanna know something cool?

by neekko
Underappreciated

Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction...

by spooky_squee7
A Tomato's Secret...

A guide to looking young and beautiful.

by jazzyshizzle
Hilarity

YAY!

by freekygal
Nyah~! #3: Restocking

'Whiplash' is all sold out!

by ae0nsoul
Stuffing

The tooth faerie would be so proud!!

by linnipooh
NeoComp

Pool Fun Part 1...

by chibikatza
Grundo Stix #3

Oh no you don't....

by anikajinn
The Petpet Hole

Sadly... rocks can't climb.

by nicole1251
A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M.

Watch out, grapefruit.

by wonderweezel
The Angry King

I mean, I live practically next door!

by placid_nightmare
A Messed up Household

Just be back in time for dinner.

by snoepje007
Zombify

A delightful comic about braaaiinss...

by the_kings_evil
200m Peanut Dash

Get ready, set....

by cinnamorollio
Speck the Speckled

It's so great that you could come and visit!

by cheetah_kougra
Marshmallow Grundo

Mmmmm. Marshmallow....

by ickessler
Dernière Danse

Packrat? Surely you must be joking.

by sarah_kun
Yup, it's me!

Old Neocola...

by j_ja_l_2003
T3h Praedius

Life's just not fair for ol' Praedius.

by arttimo
Ixi Incidents

RAWRG!!

by falorie21
Gone Golfing

Fore!

by confuzerated
Bad Carma

Random events while battling can be a hazard...

by armadi
Floofeh

Good luck!

by jupeboxgal
Ai Yi Aisha

You wouldn't still be mad, would you?

by yami13331
Neopian Neophyte

Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O

by leedom111
Usuki Day Idea

If you could just stay still...

by eyezinsanity
Fumbled!

The importance of not being overconfident....

by kesomon
 
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Will Something Happen?



I’ve read on the message boards about people complaining that instead of “Something Has Happened” often times “Nothing Has Happened” and for quite some time. They’ve not received a visit from Jacko the Phantom Painter and they certainly haven’t heard from the Bug Brothers in a while. Fortunately...



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Petpet for a Madman
Sometimes it's best not to question the intentions of your customers...

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On a Different Perspective
He didn't look too pleased when he saw me chewing on the tablecloth. As he gave a lecture to Sarabella_967 on how to properly raise a Babyca, I wandered around the incredible castle...

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But if you're still longing for some of that exotic Maraquan cuisine, then this article will help you become a distinguished patron - distinguished enough to mosey on into Kelp without any kind of reservation.

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Petpet Cannonball: the Guide
You should get educated on how to play Petpet Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide, you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part Six
The Raindorf had left us a faint trail of hoof-prints to follow. We pressed further into the cave, the temperature growing a bit colder...

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A Day in Another's Shoes: Part Three
When she took a step backwards and had a proper look, Ignicia froze. She was looking at... herself.

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