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Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Egad, Meepit They may seem rather harmless... by citadell
	Revenge of the Sludge This day had to come... by lovy_lisa
	Sanity Obsolete Welcome to Level 100! art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	Do Not Poke Aww, poor Turmaculus... by ssjelitegirl
	Hide and no Seek Let's play hide-and-seek! by glowing_banana
	N3oW3IRD Episode 04 Wanna know something cool? by neekko
	Underappreciated Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction... by spooky_squee7
	A Tomato's Secret... A guide to looking young and beautiful. by jazzyshizzle
	Hilarity YAY! by freekygal
	Nyah~! #3: Restocking 'Whiplash' is all sold out! by ae0nsoul
	Stuffing The tooth faerie would be so proud!! by linnipooh
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 1... by chibikatza
	Grundo Stix #3 Oh no you don't.... by anikajinn
	The Petpet Hole Sadly... rocks can't climb. by nicole1251
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Watch out, grapefruit. by wonderweezel
	The Angry King I mean, I live practically next door! by placid_nightmare
	A Messed up Household Just be back in time for dinner. by snoepje007
	Zombify A delightful comic about braaaiinss... by the_kings_evil
	200m Peanut Dash Get ready, set.... by cinnamorollio
	Speck the Speckled It's so great that you could come and visit! by cheetah_kougra
	Marshmallow Grundo Mmmmm. Marshmallow.... by ickessler
	Dernière Danse Packrat? Surely you must be joking. by sarah_kun
	Yup, it's me! Old Neocola... by j_ja_l_2003
	T3h Praedius Life's just not fair for ol' Praedius. by arttimo
	Ixi Incidents RAWRG!! by falorie21
	Gone Golfing Fore! by confuzerated
	Bad Carma Random events while battling can be a hazard... by armadi
	Floofeh Good luck! by jupeboxgal
	Ai Yi Aisha You wouldn't still be mad, would you? by yami13331
	Neopian Neophyte Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O by leedom111
	Usuki Day Idea If you could just stay still... by eyezinsanity
	Fumbled! The importance of not being overconfident.... by kesomon

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Will Something Happen?

I’ve read on the message boards about people complaining that instead of “Something Has Happened” often times “Nothing Has Happened” and for quite some time. They’ve not received a visit from Jacko the Phantom Painter and they certainly haven’t heard from the Bug Brothers in a while. Fortunately...

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Petpet for a Madman
Sometimes it's best not to question the intentions of your customers...

by turquoisephoenix

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On a Different Perspective
He didn't look too pleased when he saw me chewing on the tablecloth. As he gave a lecture to Sarabella_967 on how to properly raise a Babyca, I wandered around the incredible castle...

by __mayrie__

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3 Ways to Become Distinguished Enough for Kelp
But if you're still longing for some of that exotic Maraquan cuisine, then this article will help you become a distinguished patron - distinguished enough to mosey on into Kelp without any kind of reservation.

by manga_animegrl218

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Petpet Cannonball: the Guide
You should get educated on how to play Petpet Cannonball! And this is exactly where you can learn! After you read this guide, you'll be a pro…at least after some practice!

by p0lkad0t3

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part Six
The Raindorf had left us a faint trail of hoof-prints to follow. We pressed further into the cave, the temperature growing a bit colder...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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A Day in Another's Shoes: Part Three
When she took a step backwards and had a proper look, Ignicia froze. She was looking at... herself.

by shadowcristal

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