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Issue: 192 | 26th day of Hunting, Y7

Comics

	Coconut Parade Is it just me or is everyone "crazy"? by chishirou
	Moved? Turmaculus has moved? by dj_amy
	Speck the Speckled Super Speck! by cheetah_kougra
	Chibi World The average answer... by sukuyumaruchan
	Jelly Woes I want another one! by imogenweasley
	Yurbles, Kougras, and Bori! Oh my! What the owners don't hear... by unicorn_fantasy13
	Neopian Wackiness Football Wackiness Also by huggsy_666 by cherv1
	Antica's Antics #1 That book is so0o0o0o boring!! by lukeneedsatrim
	Kooky Absurdity "Everyone's" heard of Faerieland! by tsukuyomaru
	These Neopian Days Be careful what you paint your pets.... by pallyaerowynn
	Ouch! I want a random event!! by howling_werewolf
	Inquiries How the avatar Clay Kiko got its dent... by the_three_scoogers
	Table For One Please... That's strange... by jkalyan
	Clay Pets A do-it-yourself guide by scarletrhapsody
	Starry Stuff Meeting LilMarill can be... eww... how to say it??... by marilltachiquin
	Life with Sparkalar What's he babberin' about? by nestly2552chi
	A Random Assortment of Nothing Inparticular The Tooth Faerie hates me. by xprivate_eyex
	Diah's Army: Amnesia? What happens when you can't remember what you are doing? by raven_kingdom2
	Gormball SPLASH!! Also by breama by fetedieu
	At the Neopian Hospital It'll take more than glasses to fix that! Also by patjade by shadih_temporary
	Maraquan Moments Always look before you sit down... by kitty_kat419
	Neopian Neophyte But how much does it cost? by leedom111
	Faid - A Question I have a question... by the_real_mrs_lupin
	Pint Sized Don't we have that avatar already? by lachtaube
	Snotty Humor Getting snot all over you can't be that bad... by destiny____
	Pirate Blood It's in my blood! by pandabearb
	Green Flavoured Ink I like a little catsup with my fries. by lusethkinabaki
	Birthday Wishes Sometimes it's better not to ask... by sunshine_1470
	R.S.M. Issue 1: Mood Ring by cardquestmanager
	Reality Check! Your sense of direction will change dramatically... Also by ghostkomorichu by potcgirlylass
	Minutes of Entertainment Something has happened! o_O Art by choclated by springsteen0991
	Neopia Acres Grrr... by wyomingslim
	Ehm... FLY!! by ladyariel32
	Sanity.EXE You think YOU have it bad... Also by Huggsy_666 by prettyprincesslady54

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"The Great Blurendo" by blubblub317
With each laugh of the king, the Blumaroo waved his hands again and performed...

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Jovianna: In the Beginning
Jovianna enjoyed the attention: after living in the horrible pound for so long, it was good to have a home and an owner, especially one as caring as Calliope...

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To Skateboard Or Not To Skateboard
"You're just jealous, because I really own you all in sports! And I bet I'll ace this one too!"

by precious_katuch14

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Crushing Those Boulders
Have you been constantly playing Destruct-O-Match II and can't get that secret avatar? Do you play all day and fall asleep and see boulders?

by oracle419

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Employment Agency: Annoying Profit
Let me tell you, that if you used to do jobs or wish to start, this is not as an easy task as it was before...

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A Shadow in the Light: Knowledge and Remembrance - Part Two
"On second thought... why don't you ask Chanook if he would join us. He will be able to straighten this out."

by rabbitofkittyhawk

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Of Bilge Dice and Buccaneers: Part One
"This is bein' the semifinal match o' a dozen or so in the annual Bilge Dice Tournament 'ere on Krawk Island. For those o' you wit' short term mem'ry loss, the players will need t' get two qualifiers, a one an' a four, to, erm... qualify."

by extreme_fj0rd

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