"A Kadoatery Tale" by Sirussblack I don't like it here. It smells. It smells really bad. And, everyone is crying. Crying and crying and crying and they just won't stop...
A Portrait of Philistines "I told you, my owner's going to paint
a family portrait of us to hang in the Neohome so that she can impress her friends
when they come over and show them what a fantastic bunch of pets she has..."
Red Boots, Green Pencil When Jupe came home he was delighted to see his
father had gone out to work. He dropped his bag in the entrance hall, took a
few steps back and stared at the scene. His father was an absolute control-freak.
50 Uses For A Copy Of The Neopian Times I bet every week you wait outside the news stand to get your
hands (or paws) on a copy of the Neopian Times. You read it. Now what? What can
you do with it after you have read it?
What to do AFTER getting the Packrat Avvy Mission: Try and eliminate 3/4 or so of the 1,200+ pieces of random junk accumulated
while earning the "Packrat Avvy (here on out known as PRA)"