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Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games Room

These poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function.

by kateee366
The Pompadour Plunger: A guide to Petpet Plunge

You control the Maraquan petpets to collect all the treasure. You are given 4 shots on each level...

by bartdrunkeys
10 Tips for Successful Worm Hunting

Worm hunting is simple, and a frequent pastime of Moltaran children, requiring as it does only an empty lantern and plenty of time.

by redoakcove
The Neocola Conspiracy

Now with 100% more items of doom!

by dandelioncupcake
The Month of Sleeping

It's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review.

by rck2002
The Sloth Conspiracy

In honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for.

by rock_star_megs
A Guide to Mutant Pets

How did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients...

by alt1981black
Dr. Frank Sloth: An Interview

Don't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010.

by xilimirg
 
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"Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things" by crazy_holly_ii
The orange Grundo of Spacerocked! looked at his missiles. Two rocks, that was fine, but instead of a third rock, like any self-respecting sling-shooter would need, he had... a book. A book wasn't going to go very far, but at least it was better than an empty Neocola can. The Grundo sighed...




Other Stories


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Biography of a Villain: Dr. Frank Sloth
The line between villain and hero has never been so thin.

by thropp

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Space
When you walk into your younger sibling's room and find it replaced by something called "Mission Control", the only rational explanation is that you're still dreaming.

by randomsilliness

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Difficulties: Part Seven
I had been on my own for almost two weeks, and I hadn't seen Elisa since the day she dropped me off on Mystery Island.

by majikel

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Magical Evil: Part Two
In fact, there were no sorcerers or sorceresses in Brightvale, and hadn't been for over two centuries.

by sapphirekira

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RAGEbuddy
So... Maybe that was a poor choice for a Christmas present for Rage....

by leitra

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Gigabytes
Formerly known as Progressive Stupidity - starring Giga the Cloud Grarrl

by invader_chloemew



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