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	10 Ways to Say 'I Love You' Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday. by mo0moo
	Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy... by cyneo_masters2
	Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute. by summerlove77
	The Anatomy of Random Events A breakdown of the randomness of random events. by sweet_star06
	Interpreting the Battledome Screen The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics. by pianoru
	On the Validity of Zapped Petpets Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous! by carrotopian
	Where Do Owners Come From? We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from? by boofy113
	Interview With The Uppingtons That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it? by jambammer
	The Cutest and Most Lovable Items Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug? by btcomsa12
	A Different Kind of Valentines "What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day. by _snuppy_
	Gee, Thanks Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. by jeanlucgertie
	Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day. by theneoowner

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"Bonju's Punishment" by treenifer
Kentari had done it, avoiding Bonju's gaze. It was logical for him to do it, being the weapons master. He had searched Bonju, checking that he wasn't holding anything that could further harm one of the crew members. "You know that knife really was for cooking," Bonju explained, keeping a hold of as much dignity as a Blumaroo can while having all his pockets turned inside out. Kentari ignored him...

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Broken Scarabs
Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal?

Art by nut862

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The Thornberry Debate
"I don't like pink. Pink is not my kind of color. I am not putting this on market until you get rid of the pink..."

by angelwater630

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Five
Blu sat bolt upright. Another dream, and another perturbing one at that. That figure, it must be the person who stole the Trident, she thought, but who is it?

by hotchick859

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Four
"I want you to do something to get Malin's attention! I don't know, go knock something over and make a big ruckus. Just don't let her open that umbrella case and see the journal!"

by sytra

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The Plain Truth: An "Evil" Valentine's Day!?
More than evil!

Idea by tirrya

by kazukazue

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Who Says Lennies Can't Fly?
Oh yeah?

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