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Ellsworth's List of Neopia's Top Parties

As the esteemed host of the Neopies, Neopia’s premier award show, you might say I’ve received my fair share of party invitations...

by tylerhuyser
10 Reasons Why Game Avatars Aren't That Bad

Game avatars. A common nightmare for Neopians far and wide.

by midnightsmores
The Bravery to Put Pen to Paper

You’re reading this and saying to yourself...

by lunaticrave
Here's To Another 25 - An Interview

Founded in 1999, Neopets is truly one of the most iconic games of all time. The fact that it has lasted for 25 years is a testimony to that.

by amplificationsseasy
Tips for Writing for Special Issues

Every 25th issue. The ones that give you that rare avatar. You know the ones I mean...

by rayoceanweaver
Extra Cheesy Cheddar Crisps: The Knock-off Version

Now I don't know about you, but I really enjoy a nice crunchy, salty, cheesy snack while reading the latest issue...

by bubble_gum_girl182
A Sloth Fan's Rating of Neopia's Villainy

Hello Neopians, Kreludorians and Space Station residents alike, and welcome to this very first entry in the Neopia Central Almost Official Sloth Fan Committee Newsletter! Collab with betti666

by shikieiki
Ranking 25 Best Puns Across Neopia

We think everybody can appreciate a good pun, no matter how...Collab with venturecaptalist

by dancerchickemily
 
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"Can’t You See Me?" by l0000000l
”Butterscotch Latte and Sour Melon Pie for Novaic,” the Coffee Cave owner called out above the mild chatter and mellow music ringing throughout the café. Novaic’s ears perked up at the sound of his name and bounced on over. “That would be me! Thanks, Boss,” Novaic grinned. “And thanks for the discount, too! I’ll be sure to promote your shop to all of my friends.” The Yellow Shoyru scoffed and provided an exaggerated eye roll. “As if you and your group of friends don’t stop by every other day trying to haggle prices with me. Speaking of, is it just you, I have to deal with today? Are your friends a no-show again?” Novaic sputtered over his caffeinated beverage before defensively exclaiming, “Boss! You know I’m your favourite customer. Besides, I’m the only one who actually made the trip over here instead of wasting all my Neopoints on Dice-A-Roo just to catch a glimpse of King Roo.” The Boss smiled fondly at Noavic’s little pout. “Alright, alright. Drown your sorrows by taking a bite of that pie I know you love.” Almost instantly, Novaic’s eyes seemed to glisten as he quickly picked up his fork and went on to devour the delectable treat. For a brief moment, it seemed as...




Other Stories


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Niemyra's Big Break
"The alarm clock next to Niemyra’s head suddenly blared, violently ripping her from her dreams of a sunny, peaceful weekend with no deadlines looming over her head. She tossed her..."

by neoholic17

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Feathered and Flightless: The Discovery of Weewoo
"My name is Roxton: Roxton A. Colchester the Third. I’ve made innumerable findings travelling the continents of Neopia, and the discovery of the Weewoo is one of my favourite stories to share. It began..."

by enkouen

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A Meerca's Mission
“Matatat,” he said. She extended her paw, so he hesitantly reached out and shook it. She had a strong, firm grip. “A pleasure to meet you.” Chuychu took a careful look at him, her head slightly tilted.

by weakestlink33

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Starstruck
Team Kreludor have won Altador Cup VII and are celebrating like it's Y10 all over again! But, what's a party without a surprise or two?

by pikapi20

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Weewoos: Making Dreams Come True
Do you have what it takes?

by logical_loophole

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The Goth Usul's Shoppe: Weewoo Bath
In which the Goth Usul sets up for a big Neopian Times sale!

by the_anonymous_ninja



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