 The Many Faces of Rock
by halondrus
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What can I say… it’s a Pet Rock
It can be many things
Or it can simply be Rock
Maybe you want to paint it Island colour
So it will look like a codestone
Just don’t spend this one becoming a scholar
Perhaps Coltzan is your man
There is a Rock for that you see
Desert will show all that you are a fan
If you’re hungry you might want Valentine
But maybe be careful though, it’s hard to chew
Or stick to your vegetables, it's a sign
Although you can try Orange, Lemon, or Lime
If you are in the mood for a delicious fruit
That will be extra crunchy this time
Get Disco if you like to dance
Party all day and all night
Spend your time in such a trance
Gift a Christmas Rock to someone naughty
As a lump of coal in their stocking
Won’t have them feel quite so haughty
Maraquan will require much water
Kelp and coral decorate it
It can’t really handle getting hotter
Stealthy may hide your key
So you don’t get locked out of your Neohome
While Halloween lets you know R.I.P.
For outdoorsy aesthetics try Woodland or Spring
Depending on your favourite time of year
Or maybe Tyrannian if you enjoy an old thing
An Elderly Rock will certainly shine
Much more regal than any Royal
And will stand the long test of time
There are so many things a Rock can feature
It’s a very versatile Petpet you see
Because it’s not actually a sentient creature
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