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Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9

Comics

	Smookie's Shadow Altador Cup: 15 minutes of fame! ...or 15 seconds. by littletiger_14
	...Shift1 Eye think it's possible. by brag
	Kadma(i)nia Based on a true story Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Neopian Asylum When you wish upon a star... be careful! by gypsy_mystic
	Just Hide. whoosh by curve
	Jackpot Curiosity causes loud yelling and good luck. by karatefight
	Neopups A Werelupe snack attack. by coshi_dragonite
	Ghostly Mortogs? by i_m_a_chinchilla
	Cooty Warrior It's easy to confuse the mountains, isn't it? Idea by kallysta_rynns by hypno_the_cat
	Rambunctious! All the other pets have more toys than me! by g_and_frends
	Rainbow Ice Cream Randomness We can do this the easy way. by topaz_snapdragon123
	A Bori Story: Vaeolus Issues Do you smell something.... burning? by pikemaster1
	Silly Veespa Then you finally jump on one of my petpets?!?! by lacreamosa
	Wheels of Neopia Games of luck... or pet abuse? by starlitdown
	My Lucky Day (Not!) I guess she got cranky... by dariganduck
	Doodle: Customization Fun Customization has its problems... Clever idea by dark_slammer by flame_shadow_
	A Questionable Request The DARKNESS Faerie...? by snivellus1024
	Neopets v2 Business as usual by ooorianeoo
	And The Tales Come: Part 1 Why do you want to be painted faerie? Also by black_kisa by ximera
	Arx Hallex Poor paper petpet... Co-authored by neesboy by qazfan
	We All Love Coconut Shy! This game is not rigged. Honest. by minuko
	Cookie Crumbs AHH!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!! Just kidding! by anna_waters
	Takematu and Mystery Of The Kougra Paw Oh... no!! by ichimatu
	Avarice - or Woes of a baby Pteri zZz... by sevy_snogger
	Speck the Speckled trip by cheetah_kougra
	Guess the Weight of the Marrow! Keep your personal info to yourself! by goodie_2shoe
	The Neo-Doctor Is In... Reading isn't always a good thing... by superobinchan33
	Something Fishy... Yummy. by haruko_neofriend
	Yanny and Jawsfins Just an ordinary day at the beach? by welshdemure
	Talk About Random - "Lost Isle!" Not exactly the Lost Isle... but close! by buizelmaniac
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XVI The True Story by khestrel
	Open Heart- Finale I'm such an idiot! by maiinoki

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"Scarblade's Game" by fuzzy_socks4
The seller, a rather tiny Quiggle, rubbed his hands together nervously. The full price was twenty thousand dubloons. Captain Bilge had already hinted that he would only spend ten thousand. And it was well known that whatever Bilge couldn't buy, he stole...

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Astpyr Babysits
Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...

by qazx301

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Origami Buoyancy
A young Draik sits at the very middle of the den of her neohome, making an origami neopet with nimble fingers. One sheet of square paper...

by jen4ever4ree

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The Hunt for the Missing Link
The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.

by benjamin97

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Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie
So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!!

by fluffy645385

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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Two
"The Orb could do all kinds of things, whatever the user desired. Fyora soon realized how dangerous such a thing could be, so she asked each of the four fire faeries to become guardians for the Orb, and make sure it never fell into the wrong hands..."

by alex313

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Waiting for Anna: Part Eleven
The Aisha glances at Biblius, then looks around at Brightvale, and steps into the room. The door falls shut behind her. "I'm Annabelle," she tells the receptionist. "The magician..."

by extreme_fj0rd

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