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Issue: 291 | 11th day of Hunting, Y9

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	The Faults of Being a DIMWITTED Strawberry Neopet 7 kings!! by crazy_kathy
	Wishing Well! What did you wish for? by pamperedca
	Take Care With This Fruit! Hmm? by caioschleich
	Bad to the Bo Bo the Eyrie just can't catch a break... by kuroneko_kitty
	The Bunker Is there a water faerie who specializes in caffeinated beverages? No. But if there were, bet she'd sit in a magic teacup! by hubadawaha
	Mmmm, Peas... Beware of the flying vegetables; they can be tricky. by x__orlando4eva__x
	Petpetpet Wars Take that, you evil Mootix Warrior! Art by moonshadow711 by kamikatze24
	NBSA: Operation Cookie NBSA stands for 'Neo Babies Secret Agency'! by coolman1162
	Madness That one looks like a giant ball of cotton... by black_wolf2561
	Doctor Visit You seem healthy... Idea & Captions by laurelinden by aizar
	Feepit Frenzy #3 After that rather silly incident... by fariy287
	Babypets Adventures Why is the omelette gone? by lizard_for_you0005
	Fruit Smoothie! W00t! by malodramatic
	Upside Round Who the heck are you? by blind_mind
	So I Heard the Altador Cup is Coming Back... SEASON TICKETS!!! by krychek2001
	Utterly Random A word with the Princess of Shenkuu... by arornedhel
	Evil Science 1 The start of an evil plan to take over Neopia - it's not that easy, though... by the_kings_evil
	NeoDorks Oh boy! by cinda7
	Ice Queen This is why you should use weapons in the Battledome! :P by puppy_angle111
	Smelly Nelly "Is a heavy sleeper." by i_hate_backstabbers
	The Adventures of Akhmin in the Lost Desert - #2! How to entertain a Desert Lupe! by akhmin
	Wockies Don't Wear Overalls Episode 3: Dirty Jobs by yupui
	And the Meepits Outgrabe boing! by kittylin
	A Knight For a Night We should stop for the night. by pink_kitty16
	Just Sit Flame needs to trim that cheek fur... by katopia12
	It's Not Easy to Be a Ghost Poor Zenthorim... by yoshiverhoeckx
	Beta Testing Losing your head... literally. by gamefreak774
	NeoChaos! Malyn falls prey to the "Customizable Neopet..." by crk524
	Competently CRACKED!! Poor TNT... by x_x_adore
	Modern Marvels - The Makeover Just wait for part 2... by flarethdragon
	Random Oddness To customise, or not to customise? by mistyqee
	Useful Clothes So that's what happened to all the laundry... by yaketsuki
	The Sad, Sad Truth WAIT--REDRAWN? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? by potatoes_on_toast
	Now That's Just Ridiculous! I mean, seriously. by minuko
	In Search of the Lost Isle One lonely Peophin in search of the Lost Isle. Who knows what she will encounter in her journey. Only time will tell... by susara86
	Grarrg Who? Relive the great Tyrannian battle! Idea by horngal24 by kawaii_neokitty2

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"New School, New You" by shushme
Even though I was used to new schools by now, each one was more terrible than the last, as everyone formed cliques and left me out. Nobody wanted to be my friend. They had friends already and they were happy...

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The Slightly Peculiar Adventures of Toov
I did mention Toov solves mysteries, right? Well, now I did. Anyways, even though the lazy bum slept most of it away, Toov was in for a surprise that day. A BIG surprise. An unpleasant surprise...

by animahpinhertancefan

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New School, New You
Tomorrow was the first day of my new Neoschool. I hated switching in the middle of the semester...

by shushme

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The Fountain Faerie: Behind The Making
The Rainbow Fountain... one of the greatest mysteries of all time...

by neo4con

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Petit Four Mania
Petit fours are little mini cakes. They were created on the 27th day of Storing in Year 8, otherwise known as Usul Day to most of us...

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The Ghost of Meridell: Part Nine
The thief stopped and gave an inward sigh. He just wasn't going to take the hint, was he? Oh well, what could she possibly have to lose now?

by kt_fox

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Five
"All right, well, if that's true, then tell me: how did my suitcase get fixed, how did that door just close, how can you hear so well, and how did we become invisible?!"

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