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Popularity Is Just a Word

What did they do wrong, why do people fewer people like them than the vain Uni? Why are they not classified as "popular"? These are questions I'm sure they are constantly pondering- so I took some time to examine the 6 bottom easy-to-create pets and look through their flaws and strengths to find why they reside so low on the list and explain why Neopians may want to give them a second glance...

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The Pirate and the Princess
No. He'd been told to stay put. And though he didn't like it, he wasn't going to worry his owner by disappearing.

by alhan_shadowseeker

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The Techo Fan Supports Mystery Island!
"We've moved seats five times already, and no matter where we go, I can still hear him," an Island Blumaroo said with an aggravated sigh.

by jayo289

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MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine
Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian

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A History of Neopian Proverbs
All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul.

by autotune

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ACIV DUH-RAMA!
Arms? Who needs 'em?

by chikara_flame

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Mr. Uni Goes to Roo Island
Whee?

by inflammatory

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