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 | Faded Memories #1: Forgotten Princess - Part OneShe had only seen one other day like this during her reign as queen. It was a day that she desperately wished to forget, but its memory continued to haunt her. It was a day only a few remembered...
by kit_3_3_3 |  | The New Prophecy: Part One"Don't you remember?" Fyora asked restlessly, raking her fingers through her long hair. "Two... two seconds ago you said something, a pr-prophecy... and your eyes were weird, glazed and vacant, and, and... I need PAPER!" she suddenly shouted...
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"A Day with a Legend" by munchkin24547
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the one and only, Judge Hog!" The gymnasium erupted with applause and screams of joy as Judge Hog walked out onto the stage. He walked obnoxiously slowly and his shiny black boots made squeaky noises as he walked. He stopped for a moment...
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Speaking of growing up, I did a lot of that. I grew so far up that my owner needed to expand my bedroom ceiling so I wouldn't have to slouch (granted, she was a small person). Eyrie Cab flyers were usually big Eyries anyway, so I didn't stand out...
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The utmost basic of pirate apparel is the red headband. Most people can pull this off, and it's probably the most cost effective. But if you're aiming high, then you want a hat. And if you're aiming higher, you want a BIG, noticeable hat.
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 Fyora's Follies
Now, listen. We all know Fyora is graceful, poised and elegant to a fault, but logic dictates that she has to have moments of searing mortification from time to time.
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