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The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One

"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"

by poopdoo134
The Path to Freedom: Part One

Sampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was that they were right...

by bathschool123
The Fall of Qasala: Part One

“My spies tell me that their ruler, Princess Amira, apparently isn’t content with just Sakhmet. She has this idea that she rules over the entire Desert. To enforce her rule, she’s sent out armies to conquer any ‘renegade cities’ that might have hidden themselves from her eye.”

by danama
 
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Dear Neopian, Being a Meepit is not easy. The constant petting, hugging, and adoration from Meepit fans is not what we really want. I am writing to you, the average Neopian, on behalf of all the Meepits – we do not wish to be embraced, nor do we want to be adored by you. All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?



Other Stories


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A Bad Dream
"Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they are a total softie about makeup."

by anna_invincible

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The Phantom of 1000 Tombs
"I don't know if that means there would be treasure there, Zaqa," Meti murmured, looking slightly afraid...

by anjie

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Random Contests We Hope to Not See
You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?

Also by seth_z

by silentbutterfly


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What You Do or Don't Know About Stan
He is caring and sympathetic, and does try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons he doesn't like to share his items.

by my2nyour2

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That's Just Not Right!
Something has happened!

by anjie

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Zeh Cute One:// Cry of the Xweetok
"We often let out a battle cry of 'chirka! chirka! chirka!' before rushing at our opponent."

Idea by drewcr2525

by glowing_banana




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