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"Horrors of the Bathroom" by precious_katuch14
The horrible gray and black toilet did not only have huge teeth that displayed themselves when anyone raised the cover, but also horrible red lips...

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Jhudora: The True Story
"Oh yes, go consult with your Queen," said Malexa who had been watching Jhudora through her Crystal Ball. "I'll be waiting."

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Horrors of the Bathroom
"Come on, guys," said Kat earnestly. "Now how bad can it be? It's not like it will drown, bite or smite us, right? It's just a toilet!"

by precious_katuch14

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Neoschool Survival #2: Translating Teacher-Talk
Typical teachers, they never mean what they say. If that's the case, how're we supposed to learn anything valuable from them?

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Bell’s Field Guide to Neopets Graphic Design
I will be explaining to you how to create awesome graphics to beautify your petpage and enhance your userlookup’s appearance.

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Rhetorical Answers
The answer is NO!

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Neorelativity
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