White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

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Issue: 265 | 10th day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	Look Before You Bounce hop Also by frynr by goten__10
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight Beware: Capn's Cooking by red_labster
	Fiesty Freaks It's so cold in here! by eevilbirdiezuh
	WAKE UP! Wake up, Xwee!!!!! by ximerika
	A (short) Tale of Two Knights At a hotel... by cherry_r0ses
	AwKwIeRd The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o by celestialearthenmage
	Grunty Occasions Being sick. by lleif
	The Problem With Slorgs Ah... slorgs. by ladyofthepheonix
	Only in Neopia... Warning: Ear plugs required. Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	Dandilion Tails: Outside Time Oh noes. Art by dandilion_crucifix by walkaroundstar
	Tea Time - Battledome pet But I'm the battledome pet! ;_; by kleptie
	How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi Pew, pew. by x__orlando4eva__x
	Eccentricity I always thought of Peophins as being taller than Usuls... by kyrinn
	Restocking in Real-World Neopia? ZOOM by ipod509
	Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained ...how DOES the Kadoatery work? by thunderwolfcrys
	Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness... by chloenorling
	Darkest Corner PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup... by dark_elfa
	Meepit Story Why do I even bother? by magic262626
	Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days! Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously. Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith! by bluepen
	Kulanah Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind. by goldnangl83
	Cure for the Itch How difficult is it being Eamann? by autoc007
	I'm Not Hideous! I bought you a new petpet today. by hardlyevolved
	Just One of Those Days Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer. by goldchocobo21
	Sometimes Never A Day at the Ray by chatnut_m_a
	Your Check, Gentlemen? I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic. Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	computer freaks:// the toothbrush Why do you want my toothbrush? by kaykay355
	Haumpuafu HEY! I FOUND HOBAN!! by puppyluverz
	Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III Dr. Sloth? Here? by kamikatze24
	Unfair Advantage Some Neopets are just better at some things that others... by laskies
	Fully Equipped Well, that explains a lot. by dudeperson41
	Invisible? Good question. Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration! by akakoneko

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"Lila and the Pillow Problem" by ch0c0lat3kik0
"LILA! NOT AGAIN!" roared Darlene as she entered the room. Lila was standing in the middle of her room, bits of cotton plastered to her mouth. Darlene rushed to her pet's side and wrenched open Lila's jaws. She examined Lila, and saw that she had fluff, feathers, and cotton sticking to her mouth...

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Adventures Through Time and Space
"How did these get here?" she wondered aloud. Then she saw Radi coming, and she jumped right in it. Radi jumped into the other one...

by littleunicorn92

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Reverie
Masken sighed and looked toward the sound of sniffling at his feet. "Sakien," he said softly to the Xweetok, "are you alright?"

by dolphinchixs

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The Truth About the Grundo Thief
How many of you have played Freaky Factory, 15 seconds on the clock, three toys left, one vat empty, bam it's full, exactly three toys on the belt, you can feel a color bonus in the air, one second left and that purple Grundo Thief snags a plushie and you lose?!

by lov_el_y

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The Haunted Woods - Tale of Woe
For quite a while now, many, many, many Neopians have been crowding the thousands of graveyards that sit in the Haunted Woods...

by scottiepug

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Silver Flames: Part Two
"A new recruit, Sylva," the fire Kyrii answered swiftly. I was a bit suspicious, but I almost believed that she planned to make me a part of their cloaked club. Maybe that was what she planned. If that wasn't the case, she seemed to be a very good liar...

by scar19

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Five
Even as she shouted, the two Xweetoks heard a great scuffle, shouts, pounding on the doors, and then, "Surrender in the name of Emperor Sloth! Ruler of Neopia!"

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852

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