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Issue: 719 | 12th day of Awakening, Y18 |
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A Slimey Valentine
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 Ash_Hope's Guide to Your Plushie Petpet
My mom told me that the Plushie Petpet Paint Brush is the cheapest paint brush out there, so it’s the easiest to get. But a Plushie Petpet can be a lot of work, so I’m here, in our garden, to tell you all about how to take care of them!
by dunefurandlilypelt |
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 A Watery Reunion
It was a stormy night in the Month of Awakening. Even at this time of the year, the last vestiges of winter were displaying their full force across Neopia. Thick blankets of snow covered the lands near the poles, and even along the equator there were strong blizzards and icy winds blowing at freezing temperatures.
by light_faerie382 |
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 Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Four
Disrespectful. That's what it is. Disrespectful! Not even those stupid, smelly Werelupes get up in my swamp like that, 'less I tell ol' kingy and his little servants to fetch me some ingredients. No, they stay away, because they know I don't deal with their nonsense, and the king has learned by now not to send anybody my way, 'less he wants more of his so-called "warriors" turned into Blechies.
by theschizophrenicpunk |
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