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The Royal Reputation: Part One

My family was royal. We ruled a small town near Neopia Central, where there were two kinds of people. The royal, who were rich and snobby, and then there were the peasants.

by flames_unleashed
Uncertainty: Part One

There were two doors that Wingen considered opening. He held the key to one while the other was a quick knock away from letting him in. He had intended to open both...

by blueys45
Defender of Neopia - Tyranny of The Doctor: Part One

"There's no point in trying to escape from here." 

Keenomarci surveyed the room she had found herself locked in.

by kinokiro

Finding Boochi: Part One

Charlie still remembered the day he had turned Grey. How could he ever forget the day that caused all of his misery and despair?

by fantasyeyesuk
 
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A Five-Course Dinner



It is easy, in these busy, fast-paced modern times, to simply feed our pets the latest free slice of omelette and hurry off to do our dailies, play our games, restock, etcetera etcetera. But your pets and you, yourself, are missing out on one of the most wonderful aspects of Neopia--fine dining. Admittedly, Neopian food has its grosser aspects. But one who has never tasted a truly delectable Neopian meal is missing out on so much! The splendor of a gourmet meal is not to be missed. You could travel Neopia...



Other Stories


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A Conversation With Igneot
She hesitated. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Maybe she should turn back. Maybe she should--

by birdinggal

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What Did I Say?
A well placed kick to the door latch sent the outer door of the training room banging open as the yellow Ruki staggered in. The kick was necessary since the Ruki was so laden with Battledome paraphernalia she didn't have a hand free for the latch.

by khadagan

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Top 10 Neopian Plots
I decided to look back and choose my top 10 favourite plots. Now, as a disclaimer, this list will only have plots that I personally saw during my time on Neopets.

by girly_chalmers

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The Eight Least Appetizing Sandwiches In Neopia
I warn you and your pets, approach these items enclosed in bread (in most cases) with caution...

by silvercomet23

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Floofeh
Maybe I'll skip the mug of borovan.

by jupebox

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Friends of the Grey Faerie
Misery loves company.

by tealnova_dragon



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