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Nightfall: Part One

"Miz Amy?" Grant called, throwing his top hat on the dirt patch before his tent.

"Grant, m'boy," Amy responded. The pink Kyrii fluttered from the steps of the caravan...

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Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part One

Desperately Jhudora's burning eyes scanned the hall for something, anything, which was dark enough to stare at with some decency. But alas, the floors were a muted orchid (still pink), garnished with mauve rugs covered in swirling designs. The ceiling was an almost sugary sort of pink...

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A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...

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