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Permanence: Part One

"Excellent." Dr. Death grinned, rubbing his hands together.

Translation: I'm going to have fun making her a prisoner.

by angelpuss535

My Name is Lavendrette: Part One

"I wonder what we're doing today..." the purple Grundo mused after about a moment. "The agency's been light on us lately..."

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Hero of Shenkuu: Part One

Quite frankly, I don't trust anyone else with the power that I have.

by encroached
 
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"Ever Higher" by kittengriffin
Set stared out the window beside her desk. Central's skyscrapers reached up past and around her, steel and glass shining in the afternoon light. The school-day was almost over. As soon as this class was over she'd be able to go home. The blue Xweetok glanced at the teacher, an elderly Bori with fiery designs on his ashen fur. Mr. Elm was still droning on about the Council Age, one of the more boring topics. It immediately preceded Sloth's current reign...




Other Stories


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The Pre-Season Prankster
"Let's get these interviews over with. I'm not really looking forward to them myself, since I've been banned from playing any of my jokes. Can you believe that?"

by hamzandrilez

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Of Happy Valley and Trees in Terror Mountain
"Jazan, it'll be a nice vacation!" Nabile pleaded, giving her husband puppy-dog eyes.

by meadows_lark

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Breaking Down Gourmet Club Bowls
Your aim in the game is to bowl your ball (yours is red) to stop as close as you can to the small white ball (the jack).

by flotsam_freako_8254

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10 Must-Eats at the Meridellian Celebration
Today's a big day! I've learned all about the different Meridellian dishes through the castle chefs here. Surprisingly, there's tons to be had!

Also by mojoschweni

by _moosetracks


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What Not To Say To a Lady
It's not wise.

by balloonanimal123

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Where in Neopia is Hoban?!
Uh oh.

by macteazle



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