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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One

It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping.

by herdygerdy
A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One

The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary.

by semicutie3
Betrayed: Part One

Elou couldn't believe her luck; her owner and the nasty Techo from the Pound hadn't managed to find her!

by whiskerun
 
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"The Elegant and Extravagant Universe" by micrody
Sloth sighed. At the time of this paragraph's beginning, he had already tumbled nine hundred and thirty-three possible theories of everything through his head, but he was still two hundred and sixty-seven possibilities short of his daily quota, and he knew he could not, would not, most definitely should not rest until he had recovered the memory he had forgotten. Then again, if he forgot the fact that...




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Maybe It's Fate!
"I know word of my great fame and brilliance has already spread through the world, but in case you are ignorant, I shall introduce myself."

Also by chirigami

by grapesourhorse


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Throughout The Years
Soon enough, Jacob brought home a real little brother for me, and he just happened to be a blue Ixi - but his name was John, not Fluffy.

by duckieballoon

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A Guide To Snow Roller
You take the place of a small furry minion sent out by the Snow Beast himself, due to the fact that the Snow Beast wants revenge on the residents of Terror Mountain...

by newmoon653

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The Ins and Outs of Premium
'Charter', 'SSH', and 'SSW'. What could all of those mean? Well, wonder no more, because I'm here to tell you all about the ins and outs of Premium!

by lizziem21

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A Buzzy Life
Baby paint brushes don't last long.

by reppoy

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Battledome Tests
Would you fight with me?

Idea by spiritdweller13

by cevierakasky




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