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	The Ghost of Meridell: Part One The Lupess couldn't help but smile malevolently. Those foolish knights had been searching for this place ever since the organization had been founded more than a hundred years ago... by kt_fox
	Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part One Everyone gets bad hair days, she told herself, and hopefully mine won't last too long. After all, she wasn't Illusen the Earth Faerie for nothing... by ummagine3284

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Lovable Slimeballs

Perhaps it was just my Tyrannian Slorg sitting on my shoulder and the feeling of slime oozing through my T-shirt that prompted me to write, but either way the feeling would not leave me – I had to write something big, something political. A statement about the Slorg in all its glory. A piece of writing that would urge Neopians everywhere to...

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