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"A Plain Muffin" by sunny_forever
What would I become? A sweet, beautiful Valentines Muffin, perhaps? Possibly an intelligent and cunning Brain Tree Muffin? Or maybe even a dazzling Shooting Star Muffin? Surely, I would be turned into something wonderful and amazing. We were carefully extracted from the oven, fresh and steaming and ready to be transformed into something incredible. I watched as...

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A Plain Muffin
There is nothing quite as horrible in all of Neopia as being a Plain Muffin. What's that, you say? There is no such thing as a Plain Muffin? No, no, my friend. I assure you there is. I would know, because I am the only Plain Muffin in existence...

by sunny_forever

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Hatshepsut
Then Lily decided that Hatshepsut should be painted desert. You may not think this a melancholy thing, but it was for Hatshepsut; her old owner had named her Hatshepsut in the hopes of one day painting her desert...

by krishpine4

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Know the Neolodge
Ever been hit with immense guilt after a not-so-pleasant vacation for your pet? This article is for you!

by sorrelkit123

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Happy Birthday! What to Do on Your Pet's Special Day
Whether it's their first birthday or their ninth, you should party like it's Year 5 (Retro, baby!)! But that means you only have 364 days to get ready...

by boriman394

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