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Issue: 273 | 5th day of Sleeping, Y9 |
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 | Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part OneThey'd only arrived in Brightvale a couple hours earlier, and while both Lupes were tired from traveling, Brightvale's Crown Prince Rolan had sent a message asking them to meet him here tonight.
"Sorry for the wait," Rolan apologized as he came in...
by nimras23 |  | The Blue Blumaroo: Part OneThere was once a blue blumaroo who was, well... very blue. Not just the colour blue, but also in the emotional sense. He was a rather gloomy and glum pet...
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Slorg Care Made Easy
Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...
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