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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part One

They'd only arrived in Brightvale a couple hours earlier, and while both Lupes were tired from traveling, Brightvale's Crown Prince Rolan had sent a message asking them to meet him here tonight. "Sorry for the wait," Rolan apologized as he came in...

by nimras23
The Blue Blumaroo: Part One

There was once a blue blumaroo who was, well... very blue. Not just the colour blue, but also in the emotional sense. He was a rather gloomy and glum pet...

by rainbow2skittle
 
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Slorg Care Made Easy



Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...



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Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"
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True Sight
Dazzled eyes quickly shot open, shifting. Did the storm finally conquer him? He could hear a warm fire near... but of course the blind bori could not see. Mysterious was all...

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Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee Bounce
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Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!
Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth!

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Kawaii - Fishing
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