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Issue: 267 | 22nd day of Storing, Y8 |
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New Series
 | A Question of Worth: Part OneSpringing forward, he swiped a vase off its
table and watched it smash on the floor. The resulting crash, and shards of
pottery, were satisfactory, but not quite enough. Christopher's paws shot out,
and he heaved the table up...
by extreme_fj0rd |  | The Far Side: Part OneBut then the Big Hope had come, on the wings
of a traveling Uni, preaching the untapped riches and the unspoiled beauty of
the Far Side. Beautiful things had been painted in those words, but those words
were empty. She stared around her, and wondered how she had ever fallen for
such sweet words...
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"It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup..."
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 The Freeloader
I moaned and felt around for a pillow before stuffing it over my
ears. There went my brother, Jakalo1, again. It was like this every morning on
the weekends. Typically, he leads a very sad life. Or at least I think so. But
how could it not be sad when his idea of fun is cleaning?!
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