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	A Candy Pun He had quite a big collection too. by eenlee
	The Trials of Neopia's #1 Gamer: Part II Uh-Oh Also by artemislknight by bha288
	Head in the Clouds: Aisha Eyes The power of their vision is just too great for this world. by yoshisislandbandit
	Coconuts... Where did that coconut come from? by draggi_pi2
	A Pear of Shoes I love you, too! Also by o_babypet4me_o by truebrony
	A Claw-ful Pun He only had one pupil... by kennielee
	Petpet Battles: Expectations vs. Reality Well... by vortext
	Oh... Someone got off the wrong foot... by timezor
	Second Helping Can I have another, please? Also by kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Faerie Caverns Logic I guess you have to try tomorrow! by arijuka
	Bargain or Bust? I'm finally a Baby Aisha! Also by sosuleaf by marbear_4u
	Random Oddness This is why Dartenne needs supervision. by mistyqee
	Make Some Noise! Make some noise with Balthazar! by xsugarush
	A Royal Problem You have nothing to worry about... by dopestarinc

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Chocolate Pet Ownership

Dipped waffle cones for a tantalizing crunch. Some accented with candy corn, others with red licorice. Every mouth-watering piece complete with a cherry on top and curls of decadent shaved chocolate. To many Neopians, that sounds like a deliciously decadent sweet treat. To chocolate pet owners, the thought brings horrified tears. With Valentine’s day fast approaching, it’s time to discuss the perils of Chocolate pet ownership.

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Terry’s Terrible Mood and The Awesome Incredible Day
Yes, everything in Neopia was absolutely perfect, from the bright blue sky above to the deep green grass below. You would be hard pressed to find anything wrong today, and that was exactly the problem with it! Because everything was just ridiculously perfect…. except for Terry’s mood.

by kahlen369

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Of Silence: the Two Arts
“Uhm... well, I play it, sometimes,” he eventually decides to admit, seeming overwhelmingly embarrassed to do so, his voice hushed to a whisper. Honestly, him saying that he plays it "sometimes" is a gross understatement, but he would never admit that to Kanrik. Yet, at least. “I’ve, uh... Playing the violin is something I’ve done since I was a child.”

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Deceptively Easy Game Avatars to Get This Year
It's one of the most dreaded avatar categories.. game avatars! Ahhh. But, hear me out, some are actually easy! And perhaps you never even realized how easy. Here I list the top ten deceptively easy game avatar, from easiest to achieve to hardest.

by earthiness

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Inside the Neopian History: Jhudora
Jhudora is one of the most feared faeries in all Faerieland. Her purple and bright green clothes, her fierce and dark eyes, and the enormous castle above a bluff that she calls “home”, where she lives with her two scary bodyguards, Sarah and Daisy: all of those things contribute in creating an intimidating image. But, what do we, Neopians, really know about her?

by maga_m

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Spiral: Part Four
“I saw the entire ordeal unfold from the nearby waters. You put up a good fight. It’s not too late to stop your foe” The Maraquan Eyrie and Uni reappeared. “There are still many out there who believe in you, and a certain friend of the… ghostly variety seems to have taken quite a shine towards you. There might be something that may be able to assist you in your plight, but it is found submerged in the depths of Maraqua” Nereid let go of Frostrym as she swam out a little further away from the icy shore “So are you in?”

by waterguardianwmr

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Love & War: Part Two
"Uh I can explain?" She replied with an anxious smile on her face. I then eyed the book in her hands. Rage filled my bones even more so. "What are you doing with that? THAT'S ONE OF MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS!" I snatched it from her, neglecting the pink Kacheek and my assistant.

by gleerebel

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