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	Picture Me This Where should one draw the line? Also by Minnesotan by msjanny
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 6 These abandoned usershops are a real blight... by june_scarlet
	Normal is Boring #3 - Part 1 The first of a two part adventure! by alexatina
	Anniversary - Part 8 Come for the cake, stay for the motes. by caylista
	Secrets of the Negg Faerie It's full of secrets. Also by: melovechias by roxanna203
	The Adventures of Kad and Drooly 4 I must escape... by iciclefaerie05
	Island Training School So THAT'S what those are for... by emeny_neo
	Ariathia vs Chomby Eat carrots! by moonlitennight
	Dizzy Wizzy Just be careful... Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie
	Random Adventures #1: Wings I THOUGHT I fixed that. by dashcostello
	133984: Let Them Eat Cake, Part 6 So so lucky, by lycaonpictus77
	Codestone You didn't see anything... by fourin
	Random Oddness Your pastel pets will love this joke. by mistyqee
	Thousand Yard Stare STOP IT! by sheeplette
	Lab Ray Confusion What???? by cherokee165
	The Shocking Truth Behind Musho Mushy Peas Oh no! by toasterwaffle
	Juice? Uh... Whoops? Also by tizzlestix by meowbey
	Time for a Surprise! A very cute one. Also by pajama_333 by shaielchan
	Eclectic Antics: Happy Birthday, Neopets! Grab your forks; we've got cake! by amarettoball
	Trouble in Paradise: Candles The candles are a lie! D: by chasing_stars44

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"Library of Kindness" by misty_lax
”Rangeant, you're late again." Captain Threelegs muttered in front of the class. "I'm sorry Captain Threelegs. I overslept." I laughed as I walked through the Academy's classroom, walking to my seat. Captain Threelegs continued discussing the lesson while I was busy preparing things. That was what I called a normal day. Getting scolded by Captain Threelegs was a regular occurrence, no matter how irrational it was. Doesn't he know how far Terror Mountain is from Krawk Island? I wish there was an academy near my home. My parents enrolled me in this school telling me that I would learn a lot from Captain Threelegs. "I will be handling your homework for today. Make sure you finish your homework when you get home later." Captain Threelegs told the class after the bell rang, before stomping out of the room.

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Something I Don't Already Know
“Why is it that every time these twin Wockies organize a parade, we’re the ones sent to clean after it?”

“Shut up and get to work, Cornelius,” Carmichael glared at the Werelupe, pulling off the latex gloves from her fingers. The ghost Xweetok groaned, tying her hair in a bun. Her translucent face was stained with flaked skin and red spots, her Howie coat unbuttoned and in a state of disarray.

by cherishtwilight

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Dark Omen
The Black Pteri sits on a fence post howling doom and misery for all to hear... "Oh, please!" Ryan scoffed. "That's such a tacky beginning to a story." The storyteller sighed. "Young Neopet, will you allow me to tell my story without interruptions?" "Hey, I'm paying you for a story, aren't I?" Ryan retorted. "I should be able to interrupt." "Fine - just please make them sporadic. Anyway..."

by brookieebeaan

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Neopets’ Birthday Biggest Changes
Neopets’ Birthday is maybe a big time for the site but it doesn’t usually bring out many big changes. Plenty of new items and even Neopet Colours are released but nothing that affects the mass majority of Neopets players. However that doesn’t mean some big changes haven’t occurred on Neopets’ Birthday and while they usually are just restricted to during Neopets’ Birthday sometimes they’re permanent features all year around.

by pikachu315111

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A Love Letter To Newbies
Newbies make me smile. I see them as interesting, diverse people whose struggle to learn about the Neopets website is charming and cute!

In celebration of Neopets' birthday this November, I thought I'd write an article all about why we love newbies!

by indulgences

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Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part Six
Meegla headed up the peak of Terror Mountain. She figured what she needed right now was a soothing game of Snow Roller; after flattening all manner of annoying neopets and petpets with a giant snowball, she could use the pathetically small rewards to buy herself a smoothie. Comforted by this thought, she braved the gale without so much as a wince.

by hybatsu

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The Faerie of Ars Arcanium: Part Two
"What do you mean she's the key to it?!" Sinisal said in bewilderment. She hadn't expected it to be this easy and truthfully neither did Diakumablo, although he tried to appear like he did.

by orisasda

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