Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 188,352,107

Issue: 532 | 10th day of Awakening, Y14

Comics

	Saly's Club: Fourth Wall Aw look, now the comic is all broken! D: by djudju22_8
	Dice-A-Roo # 4 - Oh No!! What happened to your neopoints pot? by toffeedatepudding
	A Slimy Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day! by cevierakasky
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Eglet It was possible for Mo to be responsible for three minutes. Then he failed. by shamaela
	A Skeithy Situation 4 Some Neopets are just really good at giving backhanded compliments. by meggyness
	Grayscale: Happens Every Time #5 - Deflation And once you buy it... it deflates. by rainfable
	OTL: @Golden Dubloon They're both equally lame... faceplant by kamagirin
	A Misunderstanding of a Valentine's Card A Mysterious Valentines Card? by sk390
	Recipe for Disaster 25 Let's review the basics. by prismfire
	What Games Really Should Bbe Like -Ultimate Bullseye- I guess most games wouldn't actually happen in Neopia that way. So here is another game-makeover: Ultimate Bullseye II! by j_ichigo
	Sloth's Valentine Who is it? Idea by centrifugeuse by airlineer
	The Pant Devil On Valentine's Day by niebieska
	Celebrating Solo You are special, love yourself. Art by lilyed by winters_footsteps
	Xweetok Family - Llois's Valentine Gift It's the thought that counts! by 5966001
	Darigans on Valentines "OMG! A Darigan Peophin with roses!" "OMG!! A Darigan Gelert with chocolates!!" by lyon_princess
	Chiavore: Valentine's Special So jealous! Ideas and dialogue by abductee by frozenicicles
	Random Oddness: Valentines I got the flowers! by mistyqee
	Or Something Like It: What a Bowtiful Dress! Unfortunately... Art by kittie_orion by ramotswe
	Bread and Butter - Valentine's Day Special The woes of being edible. by _epiphany_
	Love is in the Air Something strange is happening in Neopia! by amarillida
	Who's the Boss - Valentine's Day Edition Omigosh! by mhchristine
	A Bitter Valentine Didn't think it through... Special appearance by buizelmaniac's Rick. by gypsygirl20
	Jellybeans - Valentines Day Will you be my valentine? by fatkat11
	Faint Hearts Never Won a Fair Lady I painted myself pink! Also by kosui by marymao
	Heroic Mischief - Guide to Fangirls Everything you need to know about attracting (and repelling) fangirls. Also by matiassr_43 by noobynewt
	sanity ltd Stan works on his overhand pitch. by thunderlight314
	Talk About a Random Valentine's Violets are red, we're both made of chocolate, run away from that Hissi before it's too late! by buizelmaniac
	Owner Optional #1: Valentine's Day Terr needs greeting cards, stamps, and for Stars to hold still. by shusu_chan
	Chance of Rain - Valentines Gifts They'll just give each other cards next time... by mizumew

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Anti-Valentine's Day

Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....

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the healing springs
you are a faerie of the sea; it is not long before you slip from the market-place rivers and return to the oceans of maraqua...

by pandora

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The Once Lonely Krawk
Once upon a time there lived a Mutant Krawk by the name of Argyle. Argyle was not your average Krawk, though. Argyle lived in a glass bottle.

by surealiish

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Tender Toddler's Treasures: A Guide to Valentine's Gifts for your Baby Neopet
So, of course, you'll want to get your wuvwy liddle baby something extra special for Valentine's Day, to show them just how much you love luff wuv them. But what?

by mrs_cherish

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Restocking Guide: Present Hunting at the Gift Store
Here in this guide, we will explore all the profitable items that stock in the gift shop in time for Valentines Day.

by lute248

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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Five
"This means they couldn't have done it," Sparkles suggested, now glad that her new faerie friends were officially innocent.

by downrightdude

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Showdown at Brightness Reef: Part Two
As a courier for the Peophinny Express, he had discovered signs of a new maractite vein in that remote underwater village. His task was to lead his team back to the volcanic reef and investigate.

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by peirigill

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