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The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga

A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23.

by no1_tails_fan
The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview

"As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!"

by kaitlinhoneybee
Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations

"Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!"

by loyalty_sustained
The Spooky Food Shop Exposed

"I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..."

by _brainchild_
Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian

"The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..."

by cryistalene
A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time

"Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020

by corrina404
Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia

Happy Halloween!

by mickey_a94_a39
 
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Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations



With the Month of Gathering on the horizon, autumn is bound to be on every Neopian's mind: Pumpkin Spice Coffee at The Coffee Cave on Roo Island, marching through piles of fallen leaves to peruse the wares in the Neopian Bazaar, trips to the Haunted Woods to haunt The Deserted Fairground or do some Apple Bobbing over in Neovia. Ignore the naysayers—it’s never too early to start gathering up your gear for the season! But who has the Neopoints to buy a whole new wardrobe for every season? In THIS economy? Thankfully, there are more customization options in Neopia than there are grains of candy corn, which means there’s something out there for everyone, no matter the budget.



Other Stories


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Night of the Evil Coconuts
"Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats."

by cazcazig

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A New Normal for Halloween
"I hadn't planned to be walking here, of all places, at night..."

by saqo

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Castle Planners Journal: The Meridell Day Tragedy
"The crowd of pets attending the Merridel Day festivities were quietly whispering rumours rapidly across the ballroom. Nobody knew who the shouting royal Acara was, but the name Count Durlston was known by a few pets. It was the name of the Skunk Ixi that lived in secrecy in the castle as a prisoner, but that was all..."

by ferretboy85

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"Welcome back to my chronicles of finding and making the best foods in all Neopia! The tales I’m sharing today come from places parched of water and overwhelmed by the heat..."

by doglover3662

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Opera Singing Prodigy
"There's nothing wrong with being different. There's also nothing wrong with opera singing."

by serein

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The Job Interview
Non-avatar givers need not apply.

by minmomo



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