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How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth.

Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you *heart* sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public.

by aspirina
Erin’s Extreme Avatar Guide: Destruct-O-Match III

Ever have one of those days where you feel like you just need to smash something? I’ve found that during a particularly difficult day, relief can be found in the form of Destruct-O-Match III. I mean, what’s more cathartic than making a bunch of boulders evaporate in a plume of smoke and dust?

by krazypinkgurl
Does Neopets Attract A Certain Type Of Player?

No matter who I chat with on the Neoboards, I'm always struck by their excellent qualities. It seems that everyone on this site is absolutely bonkers over their stunning virtual pets, and no one is bored or apathetic about them. I began to realize that the Neopets website attracts a certain kind of player, one that has enthusiasm, imagination, and positivity.

by indulgences
Making Merry In Meridell

Granted, you won't find a lake there in which to swim, but the month of Swimming is also the time when Neopia celebrates the discovery of Meridell! In a world that is increasingly complex and stressful, why not whisk your Neopets away for a vacation filled with simple pleasures and delights.

by tallydepp
10 Ways to Show Your Neopets How Much You Care

In an effort to remind everyone the importance of spending time with your neofamily, here are a few easy ways to show your pets how much you care for them.

by ahh_choo
Intro to Restocking for the Collector

There are lots of ways to try to raise the funds to buy All The Things, but the biggest bang for your neopints is to learn how to restock the items you need yourself.

by kimchica
Origins of the Hidden Tower's Antiquities

When you gaze upon the vast array of antiquities, do you ever wonder how the Queen of Faerieland came to possess such rarities? I certainly felt the begging curiosity of how each item came to be.

Also by earthlingdreamz

by rebourne_

Running A Successful Bakery

A Neopian guide to running the perfect bakery and sweets shop!

by jetaketa
The Delicious Way to Celebrate Meridell Day

Another year gone by, another Meridell Day to celebrate! On this day in Year 4 Meridell was discovered. Help celebrate Discovery of Meridell day this year by eating some of the kingdom’s most delicious food and drink items.

by gattacaa
 
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How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth



Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you *heart* sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public. It’s not easy, by any means; the love Sloth followers have for their leader is without bounds. But, as a follower of Sloth, you are not alone. Here are a few tips on how to make your love for Sloth a little less obvious, and avoid the pains of a public shaming!



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