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Restocking Tricks of the Trade

You can make hundreds of millions in one day, depending on what you restock.

by crudes
Top 10 NC Fortune Cookies

As a lover of the NC Mall and NC Fortune Cookies, I will be discussing my top 10 NC Fortune Cookies and their respective items or perks.

by honeybee54321
An Interview with the Oracle

After months of asking, the Oracle has finally agreed to divert some of her attention from the obelisk to give this interview today...

by asparagation
Get the Goods: A Practical Guide to Attic Restocking

Would you like to know how to get a Draik Egg for less than 1,000,000 NP?

by kitschyy
From Rags to Riches: Getting the Job Done

Have you ever wanted to get employed at the Faerieland employment agency?

by lunafaeire
A Shelf of Shells, Shells and more Shells!

While shells are indeed abundant anywhere that can be touched by the ocean breeze, you don't have to forage for them yourself.

by jmerrill
30 Super Fun Things to Do When Snow Attacks

It will strike when you least expect it, like a stealthy neopet in the night. And when it does, there will be no escape.

by pochipeach
Those Amazing Alien Aishas

Aishas are out of this world! Quite literally...

by skalax9
Aishas Ahoy! – 10 Aisha Items for Aisha Day

Yes, ladies, gentlemen, and Aishas, it is that time of year again.

Also by pacificana

by dragoonhunter682

 
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"Acquisition Specialists - A Vacation of Sorts" by archetype
"Brynn, why are we here?" An eager orange Kougra briefly paused in her efforts at pushing through the crowded side streets of Neopia Central, and turned to look at the blue Ixi she was dragging by the elbow. "I told you already, Hanso. Shopping!" The Ixi sighed, and let her drag...




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Usuki Singing Stars #14: The Vegetarian Plan
"Oh great, not again!" Scary hissed as she opened up her lunchbox. She pulled out the sandwich and threw it right behind her into a garbage bin.

by downrightdude

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Ire and Rye
Her words sheltered an unspoken warning. "If there is more, you'll be in trouble."

Shelley winced, remembering the last time she'd bought an extra something for herself...

by battlesunn


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Faerie Wars I: The Six Kingdoms - Part Two
The dark faerie looked at her sister, aghast. "You—" She pointed accusingly at the stone Neopet. This was beyond her comprehension. "You did this?!"

by kioasakka

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The Initiate Defenders: Part One
None of them had known each other until a twist of fate brought them together, and none of them truly knew themselves until their lives were turned on their heads.

by burning_shadows_79

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Dark Space
That's not an apple!

by ragamuffler

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A Little Too Late
The hibernation never goes just as he wants it to...

by edgeworthz



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