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Shenkuu Warrior: The Ascent to the Peak

What is Shenkuu Warrior, and how is it played? A few tips to assist you in climbing to the peak.

by kathleen_a_b
Gwyl's Great Escape Guide

As flash games go, Gywl's Great Escape is one of the hidden gems on Neopets. Rather than requiring the lightning reflexes needed for many other games, this is a game requiring precision, control and judgment.

by htamale
Recovering from the Lucky Streak Blues

Bilge Dice. Wait, no, not the game. You hate the game. You're here for that avatar, the Lucky Streak one. Not that you've ever come close to getting it.

by wellesley_girls
Concert Chronicles

Read about your favorite concerts to help you decide for your next visit!

by kmj218
The Study of Maraquan Pets

Question: Can Maraquan pets live without water?

Answer: Of course not! All neopets need to drink water!

by butter_bar12

Supply and Demand: Neopets Style

Have you ever asked why Pirate Paint Brushes are unbelievably costly? Maybe this article will answer that question.

by mint_green_
The Five Unknown Heroic Illnesses

Many heroes of Neopia have very small, almost perfectly hidden illnesses...

by marina5_55
The Inflation Blame Game

It seems perfectly clear that gaming is the only cause of inflation. But here's the sticking point: It's not. I'm here to tell you the rest of the story.

by teaspill
The Neopian Food Review: Tyrannian Foods

Possibly the nastiest review yet.

by mrpanda1
Fabulous Fashions - Dress for School Success!

Now that school is starting up again, it's time to think of some stylish pants, skirts, tops, and shoes, oh my! After all, we can't go to class in our pajamas and definitely not in last year's fashions.

Also by lily_evans11

by sk8brdrme

An All Inclusive Guide to Grarrl Day

You may be wondering what is so special about Grarrl Day... maybe not, but that's okay. This guide will help you understand the awesomeness that we call "Grarrl Day."

by xilimirg
 
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I spend my days plotting the conquest and destruction of the neoverse. Someday I shall RULE all you pathetic minions... err... I mean loyal subjects. I shall be the most handsome evil overlord that any Neopian could dream of! As my first order of business, I shall construct statues of myself in every Neopian marketplace...




Other Stories


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Advertising Jelly World
"What is that Nimmo wearing?" 

"Ha-ha! It looks like a giant jelly is running around!"

by zivina


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Diary of a Sentimental Sister
I made Ryu submit this because Cho found it and wouldn't give her back her Mazzew otherwise.

by goddess2020

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Ember and the Chocolate Ball: Part Three
There was a chocolate fountain comparable in size to the famous Money Tree, numerous games with unreleased chocolate delicacies as prizes, and an enormous chocolate cake draped in strawberry frosting and realistic candy flowers...

by hc_huggle

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The Traitor: Part Four
Lockwood's first vain, hopeful thought upon waking was that the whole thing might have been a dream.

by jokerhahaazzz

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Two Thumbs Up: Obtaining Eyelashes
Oh no! Anything but THOSE!

by rcccpilon

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Pea Party
...No, this is Neopia!!

by 0rbiit



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