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	Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs His secrets unveiled. by kylacz
	A History of Neopian Proverbs All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul. by autotune
	Life Without Toilet Paper? It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with! by indulgences
	Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers? by ponytail135
	Popularity Is Just a Word What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't? by mercyofthefallen
	MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it. by carrotopian
	Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You! In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you! by andrewthebestes
	Orange-Tastic Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them? by madkgoser
	A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing! by facetiousmind

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Popularity Is Just a Word

What did they do wrong, why do people fewer people like them than the vain Uni? Why are they not classified as "popular"? These are questions I'm sure they are constantly pondering- so I took some time to examine the 6 bottom easy-to-create pets and look through their flaws and strengths to find why they reside so low on the list and explain why Neopians may want to give them a second glance...

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