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 | Mission KatFLOPEN: KSSMO history files
OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records
OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions
OPEN: mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED
VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222
VIEW: subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved
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by theschizophrenicpunk |  | Words of WisdomOne more, just one more. It can't be that difficult, after all, this old guy could do it, I'm much quicker from all that training I got-WHACK!
A soft sigh sounded a few feet away from a young Buzz, who was not only wincing in disappointment, but in pain as he tenderly rubbed the spot where the arrow has brushed past his wing.
by clairemac10000 |  | Usuki Singing Stars #25: Publishing Problems“At last, I’ve finally finished!!” Sparkles shrieked, waving five sheets of paper above her head triumphantly. The pink Bruce dashed out of her bedroom, clambered down the stairs and stormed into the living room with her finished piece of work gripped firmly in her hands. “Oh Scary, you won’t believe what just happened!” she exclaimed, her voice squeaking excitedly.
by downrightdude |  | For the Love of YooyuballThe sun beat down from a clear blue sky, not a cloud in sight. Not a breath of air, either. It was the first game of the day and Delma was already sweating. She felt like she would melt into a puddle. She was thankful that games of Yooyuball only lasted three minutes.
by 77thbigby |  | Downtime With Dr. SlothJust a peek into the life of our famous ruler when he's not ruling.
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Techo's Treats
As Techo day approaches, the minds of Neopians everywhere turn to famous Techos across the globe, such as the Techo Master, Dr. Death, and that crazy Techo Fanatic who pierces everyone's poor eardrums at the Altador Cup. However, one Techo often overlooked is the Tropical Foods shopkeeper on Mystery Island. He takes immense pride in creating the most dazzling tropical dishes, sure to delight anyone's taste buds.
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The Background for the Chocolate Ball The Chocolate Ball has a unique background featuring different kinds of chocolate items. If you've ever wondered what these items are, their names and what they're made of, this list will give you all the answers. There are eighteen different items, so let's dive in and check out these tasty treats!
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How to Pick a Petpet You just got a new pet, and now they need the right petpet. Luckily, this guide will help find their perfect companion.
by scechoi |
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After ACX: Part Two Part Two - FaerieThe Faerie Yooyu rolled around the Faerie pen impatiently. So far, there had been nine Yooyus called up to the pitch, and not one of them had been Faerie. Come on, he thought, moving restlessly back and forth. Also by lil_em06
by swimmingstar01 |
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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Six I let out another sob before slowly pulling myself to my feet. Every movement sent pain shooting through my back, but I had to get home. I staggered home as quickly as I could, which wasn’t quickly at all. Also by Medit92
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