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The Auctioneer

George hated his job.

by evoness
Dr. Death (The Sing Along Version)

Some may look at him and wonder: Does he have no regret?

by natalia_ivanovna
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

"Silverweed spoke with me yesterday. He explained what was really going on."

by aizar
No, Adee, I Don't Think Anyone Wants a Neobadge

Jhudora! What did we learn yesterday about two wrongs not making a right?

by ava_ked
Grundo

But the Ixi just continued to cry until her mother picked me up off the shelf and reluctantly asked the shopkeeper, "How much for the blue grundo?"

by rhosymedre
Unexpected Visit

Thade was taken aback. Never in all his years of having Neopians visit his castle had any of them "just wanted to talk."

by kitty02695
The Longest Lend

After all, being transferred was a common thing for Cricket, but there was still something of an exciting risk to it...

Also by 777lehuanani

by happyhaz

Missing

"Well, where is she?" her owner asked, seeing her enter the kitchen alone.

by bananahorn
Of Ray Guns and Space Pirates

He awoke to the alarm's high-pitched wail. Warning lights flashed around him; someone was trying to board his ship.

by roeder123456
Dreaming in Snow

I could hear the Snowager's snores echoing around the cave walls...

by charmandersforever
 
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Word Games
Hmmpf.

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