The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke* Circulation: 155,374,198 Issue: 220 | 16th day of Celebrating, Y7
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series | Poetry
 

Short Stories


Baby Angel: Growing Up

"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly...

by shadowcristal
The Vampire Next Door

"You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever.

by petlove1995
You Can't Get Away From Omelettes

I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window...

by ponypeophin
A Thief's Promise

Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...

by summerlove77
The WORST Wednesday in My Life

If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob.

by peterpuffin1
Tomos: Before the Plot

"Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother...

by mischa_rox
The Story of the Magic Doorknob

Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two...

by lovetheyardstick
Downhill

I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life...

by ruff_zette
LUPE-X9

Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...

by dan4884
About Sunburn

"Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet."

by child_dragon
Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose!

Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok...

by kool_rachy
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


Sophie: Swamp Witch



She spends a ton of time preparing brews and she doesn’t even get help from the rest of Neopia. That’s right: this potion-making witch doesn’t hand out quests that ask for unbuyable items and give 5k rewards. How she manages to keep up her stock of ingredients, no one knows, especially considering...



Other Stories


---------

Food Club: an Allergies Analogy
What are these "allergies" that affect certain Pirates? Why does each hinder some pirates more than others?

by blobenterprises

---------

Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash
Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader...

by animalnutz1993

---------

The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part Three
I asked her why a magnificent being had gone through such trouble to help an ordinary figure such as myself. And this is where I learned the identity of the one who had put me in this unfortunate little predicament...

by kublakhan27

---------

Christmas With You: Part One
A tiny white Kougra slipped her pencil into a pocket and closed her diary tenderly, smoothing the rumpled cover...

by hmlanden

---------

Darkest Corner : Tainted?
Blame the Darkest Faerie!

by dark_elfa

---------

Living in Neopia!
Want a new petpet?

by sensuke



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.