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Saving the National Neopian Bank: Part One

"Doesn't the National Neopian collect almost everyone's neopoints? Don't you think it's weird that they're suddenly making mistakes?"

by rider_galbatorix
Runaway: Part One

A human girl who looked a few years older than Mike strode from inside the auction house while clutching a large, glass bottle carefully, but Toren noticed the impending collision too late...

by catchinglights
Treasure Hunters: Part One

"So... we meet at last, Scarblade!" Saffy shouted, over the roar of battle cries, and the clanging of swords...

by meganhilty
 
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"Rejection Letters" by cosmicfire918
It is with utmost and sincerest apology that I, King Jazan of Qasala, write to you to beg forgiveness for my utterly untoward acts in the last half of Year 7. I fully admit to my uncouth forwardness in gaining audience with you through unscrupulous means and burdening you with my unpleasant conversation and brusque...




Other Stories


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A Babe in the Woods
This little waif was a little too belligerent for Ilere's taste.

"Come with me now, child, before I change my mind," Ilere warned...

by the_lady_j


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Taunyia Gets Sick
"Cripes! Taunyia, hey, you okay?"

"No, Mama," the jelly Tonu said. She sniffled, sounding like an avalanche of rocks in the process.

by jarm9


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Celebrating the 650th with New Trophies!
I will be sharing suggestions for easy trophies that you can add to your shiny collection.

by flotsam_freako_8254

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Top Ten "Essential" Wigs for Your Closet
Top ten essential wigs that should be in your closet.

by auraichadora

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Mauwee and The Mysterious Egg Part 9
Out came the Egg...

by reantimate

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Wee-celebrate
Wee-woo...

Idea by oo_luckey_duckey_oo

by shehadaname1




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