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Just Cookies: Part One

Ress had done it. She'd finally done it. She'd perfected her Pumpkin Cookies.

by checkered_cat
Cinnamon and Vinegar: Part One

Some of my dreams are the future, but all the rest are nonsense.

by ellbot1998
 
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"The Misfortunate Travels of Lemuel Gelert" by patt788
He was a sly, crafty fellow, and he offered me a vessel for a million neopoints. Imagine! A million for one of the run-down scraps of driftwood with mast and rigging he was trying to scalp! But I out-Doglefoxed the poor sap. I talked him down to a mere twelve hundred thousand...




Other Stories


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Daxon and the Lost Ghost
A crack of lightning illuminated Daxon's room as a clap of thunder shook the windows. The blue Lupe sat straight up in bed, a bead of sweat forming on his brow...

by crimsonskull

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Full of Toast and Underwater
The Maraqua part I get. Okay, yes, I am a magma Grarrl, but we had the explore tool and that worked. But the toast...

by shadowstrand

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A Glimpse Into High-Stakes Gambling
At this point, you probably know your options: Nerkmids, Scratchcards, Treasure Maps, or the Wheel of Extravagance. Only one questions remains: Which one?

by wellesley_girls

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Assignment 53 - A Guide to Getting the Avatar
The best way to win is to practice. I do not expect you to get the avatar the first time through (though that would be quite impressive if you did), and you shouldn't either.

by return_of_weatherbee

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Funny Food - Part 2/5
No one can defeat me!

Also by melovechias

by ilovejonulrich


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Worth Its Weight In Gold
You'll never know your true pets' worth until they are turned into gold.

by ghostid



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