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You have been chosen by the Kreludan Grundo Liberation Front for your logical abilities and knowledge of the Kreludor mining policies to extract precious gems from the moon's surface and strike a mighty blow at the heart of our Unnamed Nemesis' plans for Kreludan Oppression. Using our Heroic Antigravity-eNabled Neuro-enhanced Artificial Hypermobility unit (or HANNAH unit) you will navigate the mines, avoiding the S750 Kreludan Defender Robots that have been strategically placed by our Nemesis to cripple us, and return safely to the surface with the gems in tow...

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