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Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part One

"Hurry, Mom! I see the ship!" Roselia urged, spotting the grand galleon at the edge of the dock.

by vanessa1357924680
Heart of Ice: Part One

One of the most interesting places I have ever explored was the Ice Caves beneath Terror Mountain. These are passageways left in an enormous glacier, some thousands of cubic miles...

by mousey509
Preventing a War: Part One

"Galgarrath!" yelled Lord Darigan, smashing his fist on the table.

by be2aware
 
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Neo Fungus



The following word will cause one (or more!) of three reactions: a) Screams b) Hurl c) Death. What utterly horrible, squishy, slimy, terrifying thing could cause such reactions? None other but fungus, of course! When most people see or hear of fungus, a disgusting, moldy granny's bathtub comes to mind. And hey, we can't blame you for recalling these sickening images. But really... in the nick of its uber filthiness, Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain...



Other Stories


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Just Stats?
"Am I just a bunch of numbers to him now? Stats that you can pass on to another person for something else?"

by jdb1984

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Redemption: Briccriu's Tale
"Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."

by mamasimios

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Food for the Frugal
Tired of omelette day after day, after day, after day, after day, after- you get the idea.

by doopingla

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Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy Neopia
Health Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet.

by koitlumm

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Gone Lupey: You have a new quest!!
You have a new quest!!

by lioness_of_slytherin

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Notions and Nonsense
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day...

Script by patjade

by pooglelovers127




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