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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part One

The Juma smiled and uncurled her body. "Yes, I am," she answered. "I woke my pet up, but I managed to escape in a couple of minutes..."

by rachelindea
One Big Happy Family: Part One

The owner paused for a second. "Hey, Robasia," she began slowly. "How would you feel about a brother or sister?"

by harry135535
 
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If Giving Gets Growls



Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!



Other Stories


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Kylie's Valentines
With a little 'phew' I stuck my lunch box in my pack and slipped it onto my back. I noticed a small pink, heart-shaped note on my desk. A card? For me?

by pupluvr7177

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Heroes and Stuff
Applesouce had her mouth open to hiss when she noticed something strange and appalling. By her right foot, (which incidentally had its toenails painted rainbow by that horrible Faerie Krawk, Zarxen) was a lump of the scourge of the Neoverse! THE STUFF!!!

by lazer_zone

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The Cutest and Most Lovable Items
Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?

by btcomsa12

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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'
Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo

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Jubble Bubble
What Jubble Bubble can't do...

by crazy_kathy

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Finny's Corner
Skyy is not a poet, and doesn't know it.

by divisible_by_zero



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