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The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part One

The sun was shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...

by trisshamster
Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part One

Zhou peered curiously at the red light beaming across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted. "Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."

by reggieman721
Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part One

Sam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...

by kaylamdal111112
A Very Feepit Christmas: Part One

SPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her Faerie Peophin sister...

by rainpaint
 
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The Worst Gifts



Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...



Other Stories


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A Bori's Christmas
Something in Apoc snapped. "I hate this holiday!" he cried. "It's a cheap case for the Toy Shop to triple its sales! And you never get me what I want anyway! Last year I wanted a Darigan Paint Brush, but you said no! You're the worst owner ever!"

by mystery_island111223

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Baubles
Tomorrow it would be nothing but laughter and excitement, and wrapping paper left in shreds on the floor, as everyone marvelled at their presents. But it was not quite so in one Neohome...

by violet_nose

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Cheaply Spreading The Cheer
As the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with.

by evilbluemunkeyz

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Picking and Decorating Your Christmas Tree
I'll tell you how to pick and decorate your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre of attention because of your tree, read on.

by iwantyours

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Done Deal! - Holiday Shopping!
It's like meditation, only different.

by pantheray

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Breaking News - A Comic Special
Another world domination plot, well hardee har har...

by aqua_blue_dragonfly



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