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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
 
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"Sweet Dreams" by gryphani
Several robots were walking their beats as automatic sentries. Above the Grundo was a smooth sphere of otherworldly gel, giving off a green radioactive luminescence. Her fearful eyes turned back to the figure in front of her. In his hand he held a beaker of a bubbling, putrid-smelling, disgusting green substance with flakes of nauseous yellow drifting in it...




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Sweet Dreams
An old wound dealt by Dr. Sloth leaves a Grundo's line devastated for generation. How long will it take to heal?

by gryphani

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Faerie Vs. Electric
I sighed and walked slower. Why did I have to be the one to try out the Lab Ray? My brother deserved it more. I liked being a yellow Wocky...

by sdcayklsjc

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10 Ways to Strain your Brain
For all of you people who love to give your cranium a workout, hold on to your hats for 10 Brain-Straining Neopian Games...

by maryxchoo

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Lab Ray vs. Paint Brush
So we have the lab ray, and we have the paint brush. Both expensive and useful items, but which one is the one to use?

by _peach_tiger_

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Only in Neopia...
Just because there are things that could only happen in Neopia...

by aokajin

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NeoComp
To Mop or Not To Mop...

by chibikatza



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