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Issue: 177 | 11th day of Awakening, Y7 |
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 | Remember Me?: Part One"Give it up, Shoyru," he growled as he got closer.
"You're no match for me, and you know it. What have you got, but a scrawny little
sword?"
by 3dcourtney12044 |  | Battle of Imagination: Part OneWe just tell each other
stories, and the person with the best story, has the best imagination of the
group.
by undeadfortune |  | Give My Regards to the Ixi of Doom: Part One"Alright, stop! That's plenty, Zarrelian," he
snapped, cutting the Ixi off. "I think that I've heard enough to make a fair,
ahem, assessment of your... 'abilities'."
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Flower Power
Forget the old cookies and chocolates. They’re out, and flowers are in! ‘Why flowers?’ you may ask. Well, flowers can be used in a NeoGarden, won’t be gone after one stomp (unless you own a Skeith or a Grarrl or something like that), are relatively cheap to purchase (applies to some of them, at least) and will brighten up the day...
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 TC Explains Valentine's Day
"I would like to know, in as much details as
possible, about Valentine's Day," the robot said plainly, pronouncing each word
so perfectly he'd have been an instant hit with any Drama group if it wasn't
for the total lack of emotion. "What is all the fuss about, exactly?"
by tambourine_chimp |
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 The Valentine
Jhudora positively loathed Valentine's Day. It
was bad enough that Jhudora was always being beaten out by that sugary-sweet
brat Illusen, and that Jhudora Day was so close to Valentine's Day, but that
wasn't all.
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