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	The Korbat Who Couldn't Hang: Part One Isabel glanced down at her right foot, suddenly ashamed of the fact that two of the three claws hadn't developed properly before birth. by janejinn
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	The Adventures of Lisha and Jeran: Heroes Never Die - Part One "I need your advice on this plan, Jeran," he said. "The King trusts you; you're his number one advisor. So tell me what you think." by ridergirl333
	A Peace that Would Lst One Thousand Years?: Part One "That Skeith said that Darigan is going to attack us! That no-good, two-timing fool Darigan, trying to attack us again!" by ikkin_with_attitude

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Flaws of Being a Fruit

There are many flaws about being a fruit. Despite its pro's, its con's are worse. Face it, no one wants to be friends with what it eats for lunch. Could you imagine being an apple? You'd get bruised so easily. What about being a plum? If you fell over, you wouldn't be able to get up again! You'd be considered a cannibal if you ever ate an apple and happened to be one...

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Smaller Shadows
It stared with fear at Blue, and she wondered about the Quiggles. They made smaller shadows than she did. Much smaller shadows. But that isn't supposed to matter… right?

by potatorewkiki

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Of Gourmet Club Trophies and Staying in Shape
Every three months, Neopets from all around Neopia gathered together at the Gourmet Club to determine who could eat the most food and who could do it the fastest.

by shadih_temporary

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Why Abominable Snowballs are Great!
Find out how special Neopia's forgotten petpet really is!

by lobstermagnetcty

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Neopias Secret War-How the Meepits are Taking Over
There is something out there-or some things- that are plotting our destruction right now. They are more dangerous then Sloth, Kass, and Lord Darigan combined.

by jesse12_3

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Nonsenscal Verbiage
Ah... this is the life...

by laurensama

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Neo-Tastical
Have you seen my instructions?

by piekaboo

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