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Save the Wheels? Pah!



Listen up. May I ask, have you donated to the 'Save the Wheels' campaign? You most likely have, and quite a bit too. I assume you thought those donations were going towards renovating Neopia's most popular wheel, the Wheel of Excitement? Well, that 'nice, friendly, caring' red Lenny hardly needs well over three billion neopoints to do that, now, does he? TNT would do it for free! That Lenny is a cheating conman! And I have evidence!



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