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It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!